Cougar Chronicle editor mounts Rameumptom, Recites thanks to God that they are the Best News Source

In what has now become a regular ritual, members of the Cougar Chronicle fashioned a stand upon which they climb to remind themselves and all around them that they are far superior to all other sources of campus journalism.  In what began as a concerted effort to boost moral amongst the student-led, conservative BYU news source, the team took inspiration from the stories of the … Continue reading Cougar Chronicle editor mounts Rameumptom, Recites thanks to God that they are the Best News Source

BYU Freshman Experiencing Mental Breakdown Over 2 Quizzes and Laundry

As BYU fall semester comes into full swing, course loads are undoubtedly becoming heavier. While some seasoned students have a system to deal with the pressure, other are struggling to navigate this stress for the first time. McKeigh Johnson, a recent Lone Peak graduate, knew college was going to be hard. He just didn’t know it was going to be this hard. His current academic … Continue reading BYU Freshman Experiencing Mental Breakdown Over 2 Quizzes and Laundry

Mitt Romney Stepping Down From Senate to Teach American Heritage

After serving a single term in the U.S. Senate, Mitt Romney will not seek reelection and will instead teach American Heritage at BYU. The 76-year-old Senator from Utah is on record saying he is “done will all that political Shiz” and that he would “train the new generation of leaders” in exchange for unlimited chocolate milk. Many factors reportedly went into the decision. Romney would … Continue reading Mitt Romney Stepping Down From Senate to Teach American Heritage

In Response to Backlash, Cougarettes Now Only performing to Primary Songs

BYU’s top rated dance group was absent from the most recent game due to complaints related to their song choice… a clean version of “Plain Jane” by A$AP Ferg. Now, they’ve come to a compromise to right this grievous wrong. Amid first performance backlash, the Cougarettes have agreed to smooth things over by dancing to  music only found in the Primary Children’s Songbook. They’ve got … Continue reading In Response to Backlash, Cougarettes Now Only performing to Primary Songs

BYU Announces Devotional Lineup for Fall Semester 2023

Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., students, faculty, staff and the greater BYU community attend the weekly devotional or forum address at the Marriott Center. Most devotionals and forums will be broadcast live on BYUtv, BYUtv.org (and archived for on-demand streaming), KBYU-TV 11, Classical 89 FM and BYUradio and will be archived on speeches.byu.edu. Please plan to join with students and employees each Tuesday at 11:05 … Continue reading BYU Announces Devotional Lineup for Fall Semester 2023