Category: BYU Voices

BYU Voices, Campus, News

Graduating Seniors Advised to Cut Down On Family Members

This year’s Commencement Ceremony allows those graduating to bring only three guests. Because no seniors belong to family units that minuscule, the university has advised severing relationships before graduation day arrives. For a church culturally known for encouraging large families, this regulation has struck many as contradictory. This advice has led many graduating seniors to great distress. Many were viewed staring at photos of their … Continue reading Graduating Seniors Advised to Cut Down On Family Members

George Beard
BYU Voices, Campus, Life

Testing Center Line grants sufficient time for couple to meet, date, get engaged and marry before arriving at the front.

While you were studying your wet chemistry note cards in the rain for 12 hours, Abby and Tanner Rasmussen were building a bond that would stand the test of time. Tanner was near the back of the testing center line when he noticed a bare ring finger beside him and decided to ask the lovely young women it belonged to if she would lend him … Continue reading Testing Center Line grants sufficient time for couple to meet, date, get engaged and marry before arriving at the front.

George Beard
BYU Voices, Campus, Featured

Cougar Chronicle editor mounts Rameumptom, Recites thanks to God that they are the Best News Source

In what has now become a regular ritual, members of the Cougar Chronicle fashioned a stand upon which they climb to remind themselves and all around them that they are far superior to all other sources of campus journalism.  In what began as a concerted effort to boost moral amongst the student-led, conservative BYU news source, the team took inspiration from the stories of the … Continue reading Cougar Chronicle editor mounts Rameumptom, Recites thanks to God that they are the Best News Source

George Beard
BYU Voices, Campus, Featured, Life, Provo

BYU Freshman Experiencing Mental Breakdown Over 2 Quizzes and Laundry

As BYU fall semester comes into full swing, course loads are undoubtedly becoming heavier. While some seasoned students have a system to deal with the pressure, other are struggling to navigate this stress for the first time. McKeigh Johnson, a recent Lone Peak graduate, knew college was going to be hard. He just didn’t know it was going to be this hard. His current academic … Continue reading BYU Freshman Experiencing Mental Breakdown Over 2 Quizzes and Laundry

Lisa Simpson
BYU Voices, Campus, Uncategorized

In Response to Backlash, Cougarettes Now Only performing to Primary Songs

BYU’s top rated dance group was absent from the most recent game due to complaints related to their song choice… a clean version of “Plain Jane” by A$AP Ferg. Now, they’ve come to a compromise to right this grievous wrong. Amid first performance backlash, the Cougarettes have agreed to smooth things over by dancing to  music only found in the Primary Children’s Songbook. They’ve got … Continue reading In Response to Backlash, Cougarettes Now Only performing to Primary Songs

George Beard