5 Pictures of Cosmo That Will Make You Say, “That’s No Cougar, That’s Jojo Siwa!”

Everyone loves Cosmo, but there is one mystery to this fellow: who is behind the mask? Investigators have speculated and come up with ideas such as Betty White, Kevin J Worthen, and Joseph Smith. Problem is, none of them can dance. We, at The Alternate Universe, have found evidence suggesting that Jojo Siwa is the one who entertains us during halftime, who jumps rope on … Continue reading 5 Pictures of Cosmo That Will Make You Say, “That’s No Cougar, That’s Jojo Siwa!”

5 Things to Do After You Open Your Christmas Presents

Every Christmas at 9:04 am, the world faces a predicament: What do you do after opening your presents? This year, there is a solution. #5 Scroll Instagram You can check that one off now. Maybe do a shot of eggnog for each picture of parents with kids on the floor. #4 Scroll Snapchat Check out the zoom in on your friend’s grandpa asleep in his … Continue reading 5 Things to Do After You Open Your Christmas Presents

Five Reasons You’re Not Getting Invited to Lake Powell This Summer

Summer is just around the corner! Or how we like to say it: it’s almost Lake Powell season! Have you ever questioned your validity as a human being because you haven’t been invited? Are you starting to think this place is just made up by hot people on Instagram to intimidate the world? Don’t worry. We asked the hottest people with houseboats what qualifies an … Continue reading Five Reasons You’re Not Getting Invited to Lake Powell This Summer