Author: Warren Dusenberry

Warren is a skilled taxidermist and has over 10 years of experience designing farmhouse lofts. He got his start in writing in the early 1950s, and never quite figured it out. Catch him in his spare time going through other people's mail and fertilizing his expansive vegetable garden.
Campus

BYU Store Announces ‘Commemorative BYU Face Masks‘

Not one to miss out on the hottest fashion trends, BYU Bookstore has designed its very own limited-edition lineup of BYU-themed facemasks. Several “cougar-approved” designs are available immediately for order on their website for $59.99 each. “Student safety is our number one priority, as is making profits and giving parents a few simple presents they can feel great about buying for their children’s birthdays each … Continue reading BYU Store Announces ‘Commemorative BYU Face Masks‘

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Life

‘Fasting Won’t Help Anyone’ Says Guy Who Has Spent Entire Quarantine Playing Minecraft

Local Provo Resident Tommy Robinson has reportedly been very critical of people around the world choosing to fast today, arguing that it is “completely useless and unhelpful.” Robinson took a short break from recreating the entire BYU campus in the world of Minecraft to share his thoughts. “It is a complete waste of time and energy to not eat or drink for 24 hours. We … Continue reading ‘Fasting Won’t Help Anyone’ Says Guy Who Has Spent Entire Quarantine Playing Minecraft

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Uncategorized

Communist Party of China Celebrates Temple Announcement with Commemorative Wiretap Button

The Communist Party of China was thrilled with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ recent announcement of intentions to build a temple in Shangai, and have decided to celebrate this momentous occasion with a commemorative wiretap button. Chinese President and Party General Secretary Xi Jinping hopes that saints around the world will order one, and wear it wherever they go for many years … Continue reading Communist Party of China Celebrates Temple Announcement with Commemorative Wiretap Button

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General Conference, News

LDS Church Reminds Members that it is Not Appropriate to Wave Toilet Paper for Hosanna Shout

When President Russell M. Nelson of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced that members would join together in a “Hosanna Shout” during the Sunday morning session of General Conference, people around the world rushed to find something white and clean they could wave for the ceremony. After hearing reports of families unpacking their massive supplies of toilet paper for the occasion, Church … Continue reading LDS Church Reminds Members that it is Not Appropriate to Wave Toilet Paper for Hosanna Shout

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Life

Local Family Confused, Disturbed by New ‘Lion King Netflix Series’

When the Smith family sat down to watch Netflix together Monday night, they were excited to discover a new Netflix original series continuing the Disney classic “Lion King”. However, parent and child alike were filled with horror when a smoking man appeared on screen and began describing a convicted murderer named Joe Exotic while flashing images of people getting mauled by tigers. “I think I … Continue reading Local Family Confused, Disturbed by New ‘Lion King Netflix Series’

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