Author: Warren Dusenberry

Warren is a skilled taxidermist and has over 10 years of experience designing farmhouse lofts. He got his start in writing in the early 1950s, and never quite figured it out. Catch him in his spare time going through other people's mail and fertilizing his expansive vegetable garden.
Campus

BYU Tour Guide Really Enjoying Convincing Kids to Come to School They Likely Won’t Be Admitted To

BYU may only have a 53% acceptance rate, but campus tour guide Greg Henderson won’t let that stop him from getting visitors dead-set on attending the university. It’s a privilege that Greg loves more than anything. “I like to start off my tours by having everyone state their GPA.” Greg told us while waiting for a group of grade schoolers to show up, “By then … Continue reading BYU Tour Guide Really Enjoying Convincing Kids to Come to School They Likely Won’t Be Admitted To

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Life

Basic Provo Girl Starts Wedding Photography Business to Learn What a Healthy Relationship Looks Like

Having spent most of her time at BYU dating noncommittal, self-absorbed tinder matches, Jess White is looking now to settle down and learn what a healthy relationship looks like. She hopes her new wedding photography business will give her an up-close look at real couples who love each other. “It has been… weird?” Jess says, noting that couples she photographed talked and laughed the whole … Continue reading Basic Provo Girl Starts Wedding Photography Business to Learn What a Healthy Relationship Looks Like

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Life

BYU Guy Seeks to Recoup Dating Losses, Sends Invoices to Husbands of Ex-Girlfriends

Strapped for cash and finally coming to terms with the old saying that dating is simply spending money on someone else’s wife, Campus Plaza resident Philip Johnson has allegedly begun preparing itemized invoices for the husbands of all the girls he used to date. “It’s nothing personal. I just spent a lot on meals and fun activities for Cindy back when we were dating and … Continue reading BYU Guy Seeks to Recoup Dating Losses, Sends Invoices to Husbands of Ex-Girlfriends

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Life

Crazed Summer Sales Bro Won’t Stop Doing Push-Ups on Doorstep Until Homeowner Buys Security System

In an apparent last-ditch effort to get a sale one month into his dream summer selling security cameras in North Dakota, sources confirm that Provo Bro Joe Hanks has staked out an affluent doorstep and is doing pushups there until the homeowner buys a doorbell camera. “37… 38… 40… wait, back up, missed one.” Joe grunted with sweat dripping down his face, “39… ok, 41… … Continue reading Crazed Summer Sales Bro Won’t Stop Doing Push-Ups on Doorstep Until Homeowner Buys Security System

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