Author: Warren Dusenberry

Warren is a skilled taxidermist and has over 10 years of experience designing farmhouse lofts. He got his start in writing in the early 1950s, and never quite figured it out. Catch him in his spare time going through other people's mail and fertilizing his expansive vegetable garden.
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EXPOSED: ‘The Daily Universe’ Humiliating Aspiring Journalists by Forcing Them to Make Paper No One Reads

BYU’s signature news publication The Universe is in hot water this morning after news broke of a massive scandal. The organization has allegedly been exploiting unpaid student labor for more than 60 years, humiliating them on their own campus by forcing them to write a paper that no one reads. “Every Tuesday when the paper is distributed, I watch thousands of students walk by our … Continue reading EXPOSED: ‘The Daily Universe’ Humiliating Aspiring Journalists by Forcing Them to Make Paper No One Reads

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Local Provo Guy Meticulously Prepares Outfit to Wear on Date He Won’t Plan

Hoping to make a great impression on a first date with Megan, Provo resident Danny Carlson spent the better half of Monday putting together a killer outfit. Sources close to Danny confirm that this is the only part of the night he will put any thought into. “The hardest part has been trying to decide on whether or not to wear athletic apparel.” Danny says, … Continue reading Local Provo Guy Meticulously Prepares Outfit to Wear on Date He Won’t Plan

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Provo Chevron Sees Record Profits After Rebranding Gas as ‘Essential Oil’

A local Chevron gas station is reportedly making millions this week after one simple change. Since marketing their gas as “essential oil”, thousands from across the state have brought their cars in to fill up. Customers insist that the fuel will dramatically improve the quality of their lives. “Even I was surprised by how much smoother it felt driving in a car powered by this … Continue reading Provo Chevron Sees Record Profits After Rebranding Gas as ‘Essential Oil’

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