BYU to turn HFAC into Dante’s Inferno for Honor Code violators

As the new Music Building approaches competition, BYU has finally answered the question on all of our minds: what’s going to happen to the HFAC? On Thursday morning BYU’s Facilities Management announced their intention to turn the Harris Fine Arts Center into a prison for Honor Code violators inspired by Dante’s Inferno. In an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe, BYU Facilities Manager Parker Burton … Continue reading BYU to turn HFAC into Dante’s Inferno for Honor Code violators

Student Sues TWO Magazine After Dating Ideas Don’t Work

Nephi Jensen, a sophomore at BYU, is suing the university magazine Dating & Relationships: TWO after claiming that its dating ideas and advice do not work. Jensen announced his lawsuit on Wednesday afternoon after “months of failed dating attempts.” In an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe, Nephi Jensen described the events that led to his decision to sue. “I decided to work through TWO’s … Continue reading Student Sues TWO Magazine After Dating Ideas Don’t Work

BYU Creamery launches new milk flavor: Pumpkin Spice

BYU Creamery has done it again! Following the success of their Mint Chocolate Brownie Milk, the creamery has created another masterpiece to take its place in the Great Hall of Creamery Milks: Pumpkin Spice Milk. This new fall treat will take its place alongside the classic BYU Chocolate Milk and crowd favorite Cookies and Cream Milk. This Fall flavor comes as a part of a … Continue reading BYU Creamery launches new milk flavor: Pumpkin Spice

Nonmember BYU Student Files Restraining Order Against Missionaries

Earlier this week Sarah West, one of BYU’s three nonmember students, filed a restraining order against two Provo missionaries. The decision was a long time in the making following various text messages, cookie drop-offs, and mid-afternoon visits from the overzealous companions. “I must have twelve copies of the Book of Mormon by now,” an upset Sarah told The Alternate Universe in an exclusive interview. She … Continue reading Nonmember BYU Student Files Restraining Order Against Missionaries

Church Announces General Conference to be on Zoom with Open Chat Feature

With General Conference fast approaching, church headquarters announced earlier today that this Fall’s session will now be available via Zoom in a bold move to increase participation and attendance. The decision to switch to this platform centered mostly around the chat feature that allows participants to message each other while streaming talks and musical numbers. The church hopes that by opening the chat church members … Continue reading Church Announces General Conference to be on Zoom with Open Chat Feature