It started out as a simple FHE activity: imagine where you want to be in five years and make a plan with tangible goals. But when Ammon Jensen started writing his five year plan, he found himself unable to stop. Instead, he made an Eternal Plan. Included in his plan are milestones like “get married in the Temple” and “convert LeBron James.” “We studied the … Continue reading Student’s 5 Year Plan Becomes Eternal Plan
Early Friday morning BYU awoke to a strange sight: multiple versions of Cosmo spotted around campus. So far there have been reports of six or seven different Cosmos, and The Alternate Universe has even managed to capture pictures of five variations which we have included below. U of U Cosmo: Spotted near the Brigham Young statue, this Cosmo was making the U of U hand … Continue reading BYU: Center of the Cosmoverse?
Bishop Johnson has decided to start off the New Year with a bang by setting a New Year’s resolution to marry off 50 singles from the YSA ward he leads. He announced his goal this Sunday during Sacrament meeting. “As we begin this year, let us make time for the most important thing in our lives: dating and getting married so that I can become … Continue reading Bishop Sets New Year’s Resolution for YSA Ward: Marry 50 Singles
As the semester draws to a close and students look forward to returning home for the holidays, one question is on everyone’s mind: should I get my roommates Christmas presents? In an exclusive interview with the Alternate Universe, Britleigha Jones, a junior at BYU, describes her harrowing journey to find answers to this question. “It’s so awkward because no one talks about these things!” she … Continue reading Student Unsure Whether to Buy Gifts for Roommates
On a Black Friday like no other, the BYU Store has sold all of its merchandise within five hours. The frenzy started minutes after the BYU Store opened its doors to the public with customers pouring in left and right, buying t-shirts and key chains like there was no tomorrow. The last items to go were the chocolate-covered cinnamon bears. Tyler Bronson, a customer and … Continue reading BYU Store Out of Stock Five Hours into Black Friday
