Author: Sister Michael

Life

Student mistakes Putin as a General Authority

It is a well known fact that college students love engaging in political debates. However, this Tuesday things got really heated when Omni Christensen jumped into an argument about the recent events between Russia and Ukraine. “I just don’t think you should talk about Elder Putin that way,” he was heard saying angrily to his classmates. Following the stunned silence, he felt the need to … Continue reading Student mistakes Putin as a General Authority

Sister Michael
Campus, Featured, Uncategorized

Cannon Center to Install Actual Cannon

As efforts increase to prevent the spread of Coronavirus, BYU’s Cannon Center has taken a revolutionary approach to social distancing and public safety with the installation of a real cannon. Imported from England, the cannon will be loaded with food and fired at the hungry students. Kate Anderson, head manager of the Cannon Center, described the process of this new decision to The Alternate Universe … Continue reading Cannon Center to Install Actual Cannon

Sister Michael
Campus

Students Unsure What to Call Professor

The fourth week of school brings midterms, a sense of routine, and some unexpected surprises. One of these came Monday morning when one professor decided to shake up his classroom by telling his students that they could call him by his first name, Peter. The Alternate Universe conducted a series of interviews to gauge their reactions. One sophomore student described her distress, “I don’t think … Continue reading Students Unsure What to Call Professor

Sister Michael
Life

Foresttree Kicks Students out for “Bad Vibes”

Has the vibe check gone too far? Popular Provo apartment complex Foresttree has been evicting its tenets with little to no notice for having “bad vibes.” The Alternate Universe has launched an investigation of this issue and conducted thorough interviews of all parties involved. Manager Chad Bryson claims that Foresttree’s actions are justified. “BYU has their Honor Code. We have our Coolness Code. It’s not … Continue reading Foresttree Kicks Students out for “Bad Vibes”

Sister Michael