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Campus

BYU Adds Five New Classes That Are Guaranteed To Get You Married

Are you frantically trying to put your schedule together for next semester? Are you frantically trying to get married? BYU can solve both of your biggest fears with the following five courses. Enjoy! The Eternal Family Learning outcomes include a guilty feeling for not already being married. While the professor is lecturing on the importance of the law of chastity, you can peruse the roll … Continue reading BYU Adds Five New Classes That Are Guaranteed To Get You Married

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Life

The 5 Types of Ministers You’ll Have

The Desserters Sure they came over and introduced themselves, but you’ll never actually see the desserters again after that first plate of brownies. You don’t bother them, and they don’t bother you. The No-Show It doesn’t matter how many times you sync the ward directory, this minister isn’t going to show up. You think it might be the guy that sits next to the EQP … Continue reading The 5 Types of Ministers You’ll Have

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BYU Voices

“Viewers Aren’t Taking Provo’s Most Eligible Seriously Enough” – What Do You Think?

Last night the second season of Provo’s Most Eligible aired on YouTube and hundreds of viewers, both local and abroad, tuned in to watch. Some viewers aren’t taking the show seriously. What do you think? “It’s a good thing the show is using actors. Putting actual people through that would just be wrong.” Joe Canabis | Mutual Profile Consultant “This is only funny because it’s … Continue reading “Viewers Aren’t Taking Provo’s Most Eligible Seriously Enough” – What Do You Think?

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News

Area 51 Raid Uncovers 116 Lost pages of the Book of Mormon and Other Items

Yesterday it was discovered that Area 51 was in possession of the 116 pages of the Book of Mormon that was lost by Martin Harris many years ago. The pages were recovered today by an unknown Naruto Runner that was participating in the Facebook Event “Storm Area 51: They Can’t Stop All of Us.” Many other items of interest were rescued from behind the fences … Continue reading Area 51 Raid Uncovers 116 Lost pages of the Book of Mormon and Other Items

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