Author: Lisa Simpson

Featured, General Conference, News

Church Announces Saturday Session of Conference will be Casual Dress

The Rumors are true: the Quorum of the Twelve and the First Presidency are dressing down for Saturday’s sessions of General Conference. “Casual Saturday”, something that hasn’t happened in 95 years, will allow for a more relaxed dress code than the regular suit and tie apparel.  Stories have been circulating about what inspired the change in attire. Apparently, in the Brethren’s heated game of Sunday … Continue reading Church Announces Saturday Session of Conference will be Casual Dress

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Featured

BYU Allows In-Person Club Meetings Again, Masks Make “Mustache Brotherhood” Meetings More Awkward than Ever

At long last, BYU is allowing clubs to meet in person again. This announcement has been music to the ears of many student-led organizations, with Cosplay Club more excited than all clubs combined. However, due to COVID restrictions such as mask-wearing still being enforced, some clubs are realizing that now is still not their time.  BYU Mustache Brotherhood is one such club. Started in 2017, … Continue reading BYU Allows In-Person Club Meetings Again, Masks Make “Mustache Brotherhood” Meetings More Awkward than Ever

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Featured, News

World Famous Mountaineer Attempts to Scale RB Stairs, Dies of Exhaustion

Only the good die young. A sullen mood has swept over campus this morning. Colin Haley, world-famous mountaineer, was found lying dead a third of the way up the RB stairs around 7:30 am. A helicopter has since flown over to remove his body from the scene. What was going to be the most ambitious ascent of his career turned out to be the most … Continue reading World Famous Mountaineer Attempts to Scale RB Stairs, Dies of Exhaustion

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Uncategorized

Worthen tells all: ’80s Boy Band “Kevin-ondi-Ahman” Photos LEAKED

In just a matter of hours, the internet may have been changed forever. Early Thursday morning, an anonymous Reddit user leaked a series of photos from the ’80s depicting a group of young unidentified musicians. After a thorough investigation, one of the young men in these photos has been confirmed to be Brigham Young University’s own Kevin J. Worthen. Rumors about the origins of these … Continue reading Worthen tells all: ’80s Boy Band “Kevin-ondi-Ahman” Photos LEAKED

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Featured, News

BYU Offers Each Student One Free Taco Bell Baja Blast Freeze to Compensate for Canceled Summer Study Abroad Programs

Early last week, BYU International Study released their decision to once again cancel all Summer study abroad programs due to the global COVID-19 pandemic. Unsurprisingly, this announcement has left many students grieved, as they pack away their sombreros and chopsticks for a later day. In response to the low spirits, the International Study Program pulled some strings and came up with their idea of a … Continue reading BYU Offers Each Student One Free Taco Bell Baja Blast Freeze to Compensate for Canceled Summer Study Abroad Programs

Lisa Simpson