Amber Heard’s Lawyers Revealed to Have Graduated from University of Utah Law School

No, this isn’t hearsay, your honor. According to attendance records that began surfacing on the internet late yesterday evening, both of Amber Heard’s lawyers- Ben Rottenborn and Elaine Bredehoft- are graduates of the University of Utah’s S.J. Quinney College of Law. This crucial piece of information may explain a lot about the proceedings of the highly popularized Amber Heard v.s. Johnny Depp court case. While … Continue reading Amber Heard’s Lawyers Revealed to Have Graduated from University of Utah Law School

How I Become a Billionaire: CEO of Orem Nickel Arcade

It all started with a Pac-Man machine and a dream. Nickel Arcade CEO Eric Chambers opens up about his remarkable rags to riches journey to becoming the richest man in Utah Valley, one nickel at a time. Growing up in the slums of Provo, Utah gave Eric a tough outer shell and fantastic entrepreneurial skills. He says he remembers selling coffee beans and sparkling ICE … Continue reading How I Become a Billionaire: CEO of Orem Nickel Arcade

Church Leaders Finally Define “Passionate Kissing”

In the For Strength of Youth pamphlet, the church directs: “before marriage, do not participate in passionate kissing”. For years, this counsel has left righteous Latter-Day Saint youths and young adults scratching their heads- what qualifies as “passionate kissing”? This morning, the First Presidency released a statement clarifying the Lord’s stance on kissing before marriage. It marked the first official instruction regarding chastity within the … Continue reading Church Leaders Finally Define “Passionate Kissing”

Oscar for Best Actor Goes to Guy Pretending to Be Interested at Wilk Booth with Free Cookies

The votes are in. The 94th Academy Awards has named “the guy feigning interest at the Wilk booth in order to get a free cookie” the best actor of 2021. An exclusive interview with this man at the Oscar’s after party revealed more about what motivated his performance. “I have 23 cents in my bank account. I have subsisted on nothing but free booth cookies … Continue reading Oscar for Best Actor Goes to Guy Pretending to Be Interested at Wilk Booth with Free Cookies

Man Wearing “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” Shirt Least Kissable Alive

The results of a randomized, controlled, double-blind study conducted by the BYU sociology department recently discovered that out of every type of man that exists, a man who waits all year to wear his cheeky “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” tee is in fact the least worthy of your lips alive. We all know him. He has a dell laptop and sings showtunes on his way … Continue reading Man Wearing “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” Shirt Least Kissable Alive