Author: Macho Man Randy Savage

Campus, Featured

Protestors Vandalize MOA’s “LOVE” Sculpture with Tomato Soup

On Monday morning, BYU Museum of Art workers found a horrendous sight. Two young women were glued to the wall next to the “LOVE” sculpture, which they had defaced with cans of tomato soup. Apparently, the two had vandalized the priceless work of art the previous Saturday, but everyone had been watching the football game, leaving their protest unnoticed. The two women, Blonderisa Whiteface and … Continue reading Protestors Vandalize MOA’s “LOVE” Sculpture with Tomato Soup

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5 Things to Know, Featured, General Conference

5 Changes in the New “For the Strength of Youth” Pamphlet

During the General Conference last weekend, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced a new edition of the “For the Strength of Youth” pamphlet. The pamphlet, which is meant to summarize standards for the youth of the Church, had not been updated in 11 years. Many people were immediately drawn to the uninspired, corporate cover. However, some keen observers realized things inside the … Continue reading 5 Changes in the New “For the Strength of Youth” Pamphlet

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Campus, News

Leaked DMs Reveal Adam Levine’s Extramarital Affair with Cosmo

Flirty DMs between Adam Levine and Cosmo the Cougar have been leaked online. They appear to show Levine and Cosmo have been in a relationship for months, with messages being sent sometimes dozens of times a day. This comes after numerous other women have come forward revealing their relationships with the Maroon 5 singer. Although the DMs are lewd and often graphic, Cosmo asked Levine … Continue reading Leaked DMs Reveal Adam Levine’s Extramarital Affair with Cosmo

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News, President Worthen

BYU-Idaho Accused of Bussing Unwanted Students to Provo

Tensions continue to rise after BYU-Idaho bussed 50 unwanted students to Provo. Without any warning or explanation, President Worthen is now responsible for housing, feeding, and educating these new students. According to Henry J. Eyring, president of BYU-I, sending these students over was a necessity. “We’re getting more and more students every year. We are a tiny little town, and it’s just not feasible that … Continue reading BYU-Idaho Accused of Bussing Unwanted Students to Provo

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News

After Death of Queen Elizabeth, UK to Abandon Monarchy for Reign of Judges

On Thursday morning, Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom, died at the age of 96. She had occupied the throne for more than 70 years at the time of her death, longer than any other British monarch. The heir apparent, Charles, was expected to ascend to the throne within the coming days. However, when Parliament gathered, Prime Minister Liz Truss presented a new plan. … Continue reading After Death of Queen Elizabeth, UK to Abandon Monarchy for Reign of Judges

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