As the coronavirus pandemic spreads, the practices of social distancing and self-isolation have gained popularity, especially amongst younger crowds. Even in Utah, students have begun staying indoors in an effort to slow the illness’s growth rate. But while staying at home is inconvenient for the people, the same cannot be said for the local fauna; literal cougars have been spotted roaming around BYU’s campus while … Continue reading Actual Cougars Reclaim BYU’s Campus While People Remain Indoors

COVID-19 has swept the globe, and experts say that at-risk members of our population are in imminent danger. Amidst the chaos of the pandemic, universities across the United States have been shifting to online courses in an effort to combat the spread of the disease. Provo’s own Brigham Young University has followed suit: classes were canceled from March 13-March 17 and will be moved online … Continue reading ‘I Just Think BYU is Overreacting,’ Says Healthy 22-Year-Old Student

Over the weekend, disaster struck Brigham Young University’s beloved Harold B. Lee Library: in a daring feat of craftiness and zeal, world renowned actor Nick Cage managed to steal the university’s first edition print of the Book of Mormon. The flooding on the building’s lower levels originally seemed innocuous enough, but employees quickly found there was more than water damage to address. “During the cleanup … Continue reading BREAKING: Nick Cage Stages HBLL Flooding, Steals First Edition Book of Mormon Print

Early Saturday morning, a Provo Police task force arrested two men for forgery in an undercover sting operation led by Officer Derryl Jones. The arrests came after months of invested police work in an effort to stop the duo from continuing to manufacture fake beard cards. Posing as a BYU student wanting to avoid shaving before every testing center midterm, Officer Jones contacted the perpetrators, … Continue reading Two Arrested in Provo Police Bust of Fake Beard Card Operation