Author: Liz Lemon

Liz Lemon spends her days selling seashells by the seashore and her nights playing bass for the prestigious Fleetwood Mac cover band, Fleetwood Mac & Cheese. She believes news writing to be one of the many menial tasks necessary for the well being of the human race. She currently resides in Compton, CA with several of her pet rocks.
Campus

New BYU Devotional Schedule to include Lin-Manuel Miranda, Corbin Bleu

Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., students, faculty and staff head to the Marriott Center for the weekly Devotional or Forum address. BYU President Kevin J. Worthen and his wife Peggy kick off the semester and are followed by members of the leadership of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, BYU employees and other “sick af people.” Entertainment assemblies celebrating the talent of BYU … Continue reading New BYU Devotional Schedule to include Lin-Manuel Miranda, Corbin Bleu

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Life

Thanksgiving Guide: How To Get Through A Conversation About Your Non-Existent Relationship

Well, it’s that time of year again. You’re headed home for Thanksgiving break. There’ll be turkey, cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, and the inevitable conversation about your lack of a relationship. All of us here at The Alternate Universe know how embarrassing it can be to admit to your parents, siblings, and nosy great-aunt that another year has gone by and you’re still not in a … Continue reading Thanksgiving Guide: How To Get Through A Conversation About Your Non-Existent Relationship

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News

BYUtv Announces BYUtv+ Streaming Service, Exclusive ‘Johnny Lingo’ Flagship Series

BYUtv president Micheal Dunn announced plans for an exclusive streaming service called “BYUtv+” via press release this morning at 9 a.m. “The streaming service is designed for those people who think that the shows on Disney+ are just a little too raunchy. It’s definitely for regular people, not just members of the Church. Our content 100% appeals to the whole world. The whole world loves … Continue reading BYUtv Announces BYUtv+ Streaming Service, Exclusive ‘Johnny Lingo’ Flagship Series

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News

BYU Tops Stone-Cold Sober List; “Wow. I’m Really Surprised,” Says Entire World

The Princeton Review announced their annual list of “Stone-Cold Sober” schools earlier this month, with BYU taking the top spot for the 22nd year in a row. The announcement has been met with comments, interests, and general buzz from no one, except our friends at The Daily Universe. “Oh, that list? Yeah, we just sort of stopped the research on that one,” said a Princeton … Continue reading BYU Tops Stone-Cold Sober List; “Wow. I’m Really Surprised,” Says Entire World

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