Author: Liz Lemon
Liz Lemon spends her days selling seashells by the seashore and her nights playing bass for the prestigious Fleetwood Mac cover band, Fleetwood Mac & Cheese. She believes news writing to be one of the many menial tasks necessary for the well being of the human race. She currently resides in Compton, CA with several of her pet rocks.
BREAKING: BYU Announces Changes That Will Help Students Relive the 1950s to Match Standards Set By the Honor Code Office.
Major changes to the campus at Brigham Young University were announced by President Kevin J. Worthen at a press conference this afternoon, following the Saturday morning session of General Conference. “The goal of these changes is to remind students of what we at BYU believe were the Golden Years: the 1950’s. The Honor Code Office is already doing a wonderful job of keeping students’ behavior … Continue reading BREAKING: BYU Announces Changes That Will Help Students Relive the 1950s to Match Standards Set By the Honor Code Office.
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Marriott Business School Dean Says New Direct Sales/Multi-Level Marketing Major ‘Definitely Not a Pyramid Scheme’
Brigham Young University’s Marriott School of Business announced the opening of a new major called Direct Sales/Multi-Level Marketing at a press conference on Tuesday. “We have so many students who are so ready to change their lives and make $200 in a week from the comfort of their own homes.” says Chester Ponzi, dean of the Marriott School of Business, “We are excited to give … Continue reading Marriott Business School Dean Says New Direct Sales/Multi-Level Marketing Major ‘Definitely Not a Pyramid Scheme’
EXCLUSIVE: BYU Police to be replaced with Flying Monkeys from The Land of Oz.
Following legal action resulting in elimination of the BYU police, officers will allegedly be replaced with the Flying Monkeys, on loan from the land of Oz. Beginning on May 1st, the Monkeys will begin residency on campus. They will assume full responsibilities formerly carried out by BYU police with one exception: the monkeys will be able to carry misbehaving students away to a dark tower … Continue reading EXCLUSIVE: BYU Police to be replaced with Flying Monkeys from The Land of Oz.