Author: Liz Lemon

Liz Lemon spends her days selling seashells by the seashore and her nights playing bass for the prestigious Fleetwood Mac cover band, Fleetwood Mac & Cheese. She believes news writing to be one of the many menial tasks necessary for the well being of the human race. She currently resides in Compton, CA with several of her pet rocks.
Life, News

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Billboard Bachelor Braden is a Ghost’ Says Woman Who Dated Him

Dear Alternate Universe,  I’m writing because you guys are definitely the most reliable news source in Provo. Maybe even in the world. And something has come to my attention that I think your readers should know about. You may have seen the billboards advertising a date with the LDS Millionaire? Yeah? Me too. Well, have you also seen the ones advertising dates with the non-millionaire … Continue reading EXCLUSIVE: ‘Billboard Bachelor Braden is a Ghost’ Says Woman Who Dated Him

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Campus, Life

BYU to Refund Student Who Didn’t Get Engaged on Jerusalem Study Abroad

 The BYU Kennedy Center announced Monday that it will refund complete tuition and travel expenses after complaints from student Jason Smith.  Smith is a sophomore studying exercise science and completed the Jerusalem study abroad during Winter Semester of 2019. “I mean it’s nice to get religion credits or whatever,” said Smith “but I was really hoping to get engaged. I’m 21 and not getting any … Continue reading BYU to Refund Student Who Didn’t Get Engaged on Jerusalem Study Abroad

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Life

Study Shows Single BYU Students prioritize Hogwarts House over Morals, General Attractiveness When Dating

A new study released this Saturday shows that, when dating, BYU students find the Hogwarts House of potential partners more important than almost anything else. Hogwarts, the fictional school of wizardry created by J.K. Rowling, sorts students via magical sorting hat into four houses: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin. In real life, people either take an online quiz or just decide what house they belong … Continue reading Study Shows Single BYU Students prioritize Hogwarts House over Morals, General Attractiveness When Dating

Liz Lemon
Campus, Life, News

BYU to Make Changes to Honor Code in Response to Student-lead Protests

After hard-working students spent hours organizing events and standing out in unfriendly weather, the BYU administration has finally agreed to makes changes to the Honor Code. “Ok, ok, we’ll do it,” said Dan Johnson, head of the Honor Code Office, at a press conference following the demonstration “I guess we’ll make some changes. We would like to announce that when writing, you will no longer … Continue reading BYU to Make Changes to Honor Code in Response to Student-lead Protests

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