Student passes away due to lack of attention after offering opening prayer in mission language

There’s a lot of pressure to make a good impression for the first day of school – especially if it’s been an extremely long time since you’ve been back. Here at BYU, unprepared students all over campus worry about how they can stand out amongst such a diverse crowd. Meanwhile, countless returned missionaries slither their way to class with the ultimate card up their sleeve. … Continue reading Student passes away due to lack of attention after offering opening prayer in mission language

Fatal Mistake: Freshman Accidentally Reveals Personality and Interests to New Bishop

For many, the BYU first-year experience is unforgettable: getting lost trying to find your class in the JKB, cheering in the student section for a losing football team, enduring the trauma of swing dancing, etc. But unfortunately for incoming freshmen, this precious first-year experience may still be at risk. At least they can rest easy knowing they won’t have to worry about the absence of … Continue reading Fatal Mistake: Freshman Accidentally Reveals Personality and Interests to New Bishop

Teacher’s Pet? Cosmo and Kevin Spend Quality Time Together on Unconventional Morning Walk

Webster’s Dictionary defines mascot as “a person, animal, or object adopted by a group as a symbolic figure especially to bring them good luck.” They’re beloved figures- adding a flare of entertainment and personality to any event. And at the end of the day, we can all sleep peacefully knowing Benny the Bull isn’t a real Chicago bull, Chuck E. Cheese isn’t a real gambling … Continue reading Teacher’s Pet? Cosmo and Kevin Spend Quality Time Together on Unconventional Morning Walk

Local Baby Too Fugly for Instagram Presence

Some newborns are given a face only a mother could love. Such was the case for Jill Hansen, who learned to love the skinned-rabbit-looking clump of goblin skin that was her twelfth child last month. Jill and her husband Steve, both forty-seven years of age, have stood firm and fertile in their quiverfull ways since tying the knot in 1984. But after seemingly receiving a … Continue reading Local Baby Too Fugly for Instagram Presence

Unhinged Kevin Utt Proposes “BYU Purge”: Twelve Hours Where All Honor Code Violations Are Legal

The Purge movie series has rapidly grown into one of the most popular and profitable horror franchises in Hollywood, with the fifth film, The Forever Purge, now hitting theaters. The plot? Just a few colorfully dressed people doing their best to murder one another like usual. But somehow director of BYU’s Honor Code Office, Kevin Utt, saw insights from the film that could be applied … Continue reading Unhinged Kevin Utt Proposes “BYU Purge”: Twelve Hours Where All Honor Code Violations Are Legal