It’s fall, y’all! The season of pumpkin spice candles and melancholy rain could not have come soon enough. The heat has been ghastly, but now that it is officially Christian Girl Autumn, it’s time to grab all your friends with insanely white teeth and pose for the cutest candids to pop up during everyone’s doomscrolling. Here are the top five locations for photo shoots. Bridal … Continue reading Five Popular Locations for Fall Photoshoots
It is yet again the start of another amazing semester at BYU campus. Bees are humming, birds are singing, and BYU has only made national headlines twice so far. The semester is far from normal, however. You may have noticed a change in the atmosphere. “What is this unsettling feeling?” you may ask. After some digging, we have realized that the ukulele guy is nowhere … Continue reading Has Anyone Seen Ukulele Guy Recently?
Brigham Young University’s annual campus climate survey reveals not-so-surprising data on retention rates. A question asked, “What is your primary reason for staying at BYU?” Among returning undergrads, 80% said it was because of ice cream in the vending machines. A follow-up question asked, “What are your other reasons for remaining at BYU? (Select all that apply).” Among those whose primary reason was ice cream, … Continue reading Bombshell Survey Reveals that 80% of BYU’s Retention Rate is Attributed to Ice Cream Vending Machines
The all-powerful, historically Orwellian Honor Code Office held a meeting to counsel with each other about additional censorship. An administrator suggested 21st century Disney movies because of the apparent drama, and one committee member offhandedly complained about his granddaughter’s obsession with Barbie movies. He said that he was “appalled” to see such monstrosities as rainbows, glitter, and dancing animals. So, the committee decided to watch … Continue reading Honor Code Office Bans Barbie Movies
We’ve all been there. You gave it your all, but it’s just too much. Whether your calling is in primary or activities coordination, or wether your reason for quitting is a person who have to work with or a lack of time, we’ve got you covered. Here are our top 5 ways of getting that long-deserved release: Swear a lot. Group chats, meetings, any time … Continue reading How to Get Released from Your Calling
