Quiz: Are You Gay?
Whether you’re seriously questioning or you just like to kiss the homies goodnight, self-discovery is always important and healthy. Take this quiz to find out if you could be considered gay. Continue reading Quiz: Are You Gay?
Author: Renesmee
Ever since coming of age at age 7, Renesmee has been delightfully working at the Alternate Universe. She is from Highland, Utah, and she enjoys dancing, singing, hiking, reading, and blood. Renesmee is majoring in Computer Science with a minor in French because her name is supposedly French. In her spare time, she enjoys long walks on the beach with Jacob, which is not weird at all.
Here's a video of her from a few years ago: https://youtu.be/UyuIcE7P6_A After graduation, Renesmee plans to get a PhD in estheticianing and an MD in plastic surgery. Want to steal her look? She will open a practice in Los Angeles. Renesmee is a mother of four dogs and one goldfish, all named Ethyl.
15 Amazing Gap Year Experiences
Congratulations, class of 2023! Some of you will go on to do great things, and others of you will take a break before doing so. Here at the Alternate Universe, we compiled a list of 15 enriching experiences to boost your resume before applying to graduate or professional school. Work at Gap. Make it clear that your situation is temporary by having the word “Gap” … Continue reading 15 Amazing Gap Year Experiences
Cosmo Cougar Swings into HFAC on Wrecking Ball
To the average student who knows very little about construction, the HFAC demolishing is weird, done in sections instead of all at once. A particular individual got fed up with the lack of action and was spotted this morning, swinging on a wrecking ball. “Gwwrrroowwwwllll,” sang Cosmo, expressing his distain in BYU’s lack of speed. “Gwwrroowwwwwlll… rawr, rawr!” Nobody knows how Cosmo deviously licked the … Continue reading Cosmo Cougar Swings into HFAC on Wrecking Ball
President Nelson Forgets Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandson’s Name During Baby Blessing
On Monday, President Nelson’s twelfth great-great-great-great-grandchild was born. Problem is, he already has 758 direct living descendants, and that is a lot of names to keep track of. Somehow, there are no repeat names because of creativity giving rise to such great works of art that include the names McBambreigh, Jeanupher, Truxtersen, M3gan, Breauxleigh, and many more. Eddeligne “Eddee” Munson, the mother of the baby, … Continue reading President Nelson Forgets Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandson’s Name During Baby Blessing
Totally Valid Excuses Tell Your Parents about Why You’re Still Single
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. After a long drive in icy conditions or a hectic flight via Spirit Airlines, many of you have finally made it home. Now comes the dreaded question of why you’re still single. Fear not, for we have a list. We have compiled a collection of answers to give parents, nosy aunts, and random people from your home … Continue reading Totally Valid Excuses Tell Your Parents about Why You’re Still Single