Author: George Beard

News, Provo

Success of Pioneer Parody “Go West” prompts exclusive Winter Quarters showing

With unprecedented support for this new film taking Utah theaters by storm, cosplaying die-hard fans now have the exciting opportunity to trek across the country for a miserable yet potentially faith-filled experience in Nebraska. Heating, food, and transportation will not be provided to give movie goers the opportunity to live (and maybe die) like their favorite Go West heroes. With the success of Go West … Continue reading Success of Pioneer Parody “Go West” prompts exclusive Winter Quarters showing

George Beard
BYU Voices, Featured, Life

Five Ideas for Unemployed Graduates

Finished your time at the Lord’s University but don’t have work yet? If you’ve entered to learn but still aren’t quite going forth to serve, these five ideas might help you out!  1. Connect with every BYU Alumni still alive on LinkedIn.  Definitely feels productive! That way you can assure your parents that you’re doing everything you can to find work! 2. Busking at Temple … Continue reading Five Ideas for Unemployed Graduates

George Beard
Campus, Featured, Life, News

God announces He prefers to be thanked for “the rain” rather than “the moisture”

With the beehive state and many others facing drought conditions of increasing seriousness, local leaders and general authorities alike have encouraged the members in their stakes to pray for rain. Somehow during this invitation for supplications of precipitation, a large portion of members got the idea that rather than use the word “rain” to describe what they wish to receive, they should instead say “moisture.” … Continue reading God announces He prefers to be thanked for “the rain” rather than “the moisture”

George Beard
Campus, Life

Chamber of Secret Combinations Open in Abandoned HFAC

Harrison Potsen was in high spirits after the BYU/ Barton Quidditch Match, and returning to his dorm in Heritage Halls with his friends when he reported to hear a voice in his head. As he crossed from the Kimball tower to the Harold B. Lee Library, the voice grew louder, leading him across the campus until he and his friends came to the rubble surrounding … Continue reading Chamber of Secret Combinations Open in Abandoned HFAC

George Beard
Campus, Life

Bishoprics Scramble to Install Red Carpet in time for First Official “Runway Sunday”

It’s long been established that the first Sunday of each new semester is a critical time to make good first impressions on fellow ward members. With this golden opportunity to check one another out in a socially acceptable way drawing near, the YSA 377th Stake Presidency have decided to light the fuse on Provo’s powder keg of young adult hormones by christening this day the … Continue reading Bishoprics Scramble to Install Red Carpet in time for First Official “Runway Sunday”

George Beard