BREAKING: Existence of Spring/Summer YSA Bishopric Storage Unit Confirmed

As most BYU students return home for the spring and summer terms, the need for student YSA wards decreases dramatically. Because of this, many wards on campus don’t meet all the summer and then return in the fall. This merits the question: What happens to all the Bishoprics of these wards? There has long been rumors of the spring/summer YSA bishopric storage, a long, dark, … Continue reading BREAKING: Existence of Spring/Summer YSA Bishopric Storage Unit Confirmed

Eight Things to Do with Your Free Time Now that Classes are Over

As winter semester wraps up, students not taking spring classes are left with a lot more free time. Here are eight things you should do this spring/summer before life gets crazy again in the fall. Hike the Y! – Don’t forget to bring some raw meat to sacrifice to the dragon that protects Y mountain from protests! Get Mutual – All the cool kids are … Continue reading Eight Things to Do with Your Free Time Now that Classes are Over

LDS Women Leadership to Release New Family Cookbook

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints will hold its semi-annual general conference this weekend. This conference will include a special women’s session, specifically for women and girls in the church ages eight and up. The women’s session has not been held since October 2020 because of several structural changes to the conference. To celebrate the return of the session, several women auxiliary … Continue reading LDS Women Leadership to Release New Family Cookbook

BREAKING: Election Recount Names a Mint Brownie™ New BYUSA President

On March 3rd, BYU students had the chance to vote for next year’s student association president. After the votes were tallied, Ethan Baker was announced as the 2022-23 BYUSA president, with Brandyn Young as executive vice president. Ever since this announcement, however, a large number of disgruntled students have demanded a recount. The Alternate Universe was able to interview a student protesting outside of the … Continue reading BREAKING: Election Recount Names a Mint Brownie™ New BYUSA President