Author: Donald Cherry

Campus, News

Russian Department Suspected in BYUSA Election Fraud

A scandal has broken out on campus as Wednesday’s BYU Student Association elections were rocked with allegations of foreign language department interference. According to sources, over 200,000 votes were cast for Manny the Mannequin, drawing suspicion of voter fraud onto the election. “Who could have known that this could be an issue?” said BYUSA election official Bryan Thurmond, “It turns out using an unsecured mobile … Continue reading Russian Department Suspected in BYUSA Election Fraud

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News

Pope Loses Wager With President Nelson Over Gonzaga Game, Wears BYU Jersey to Work

His Holiness Pope Francis made a splash on Monday morning wearing a BYU basketball jersey while attending to his duties in the Vatican. This was the result of a friendly wager between His Holiness and President Russell Nelson of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. “It’s been tradition for a number of years now.” said Pope Francis “Whenever the Zags play BYU Russ … Continue reading Pope Loses Wager With President Nelson Over Gonzaga Game, Wears BYU Jersey to Work

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Campus

Anti-Literacy BYU Students Outraged Over February ‘Library Lover’s Month’

Anti-literacy sentiments have long been a touchy subject in the United States, and Provo, Utah is no exception. Last week anti-literacy students at BYU caused a stir at a Question and Answer session with a panel of librarians and library patrons participating in part of the University’s “Library Lover’s Month” celebrations. Anonymous anti-book, anti-literacy questions were submitted to the panel, an event that shocked and … Continue reading Anti-Literacy BYU Students Outraged Over February ‘Library Lover’s Month’

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Campus

President Worthen spotted at Heart & Seoul, Crushes “Africa” by Toto.

Early Thursday morning around 1:30 AM BYU President Kevin J Worthen was seen in the nearly empty karaoke club, Heart & Seoul on Center Street. According to witnesses, President Worthen entered the establishment at approximately 10:00 PM on Wednesday night and stayed until the club closed at 2:00 AM. While there President Worthen reportedly sang “Wanted Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi followed by “Girls … Continue reading President Worthen spotted at Heart & Seoul, Crushes “Africa” by Toto.

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General Conference, Life, News

General Conference Protester Convinced This Year He’ll Bring Church Crumbling Down

Early Friday morning, Salt Lake area protester Noah Hamsterner began his preparations for the October 2020 General Conference of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. “It drives me crazy how these ‘sheeple’ keep coming and listening every year.” says Hamsterner, “This is the year that I’m going to bring the whole Church crumbling down. They’re not ready for the sign I’ve come up … Continue reading General Conference Protester Convinced This Year He’ll Bring Church Crumbling Down

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