Author: Donald Cherry

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Seeking to Do Their Part, Nation’s Karens Flood ‘Racism Inc.’ with Complaints, Negative Reviews

Typically Karens are known for berating restaurant staff and making unreasonable demands of grocery store workers. Lately however, they’ve utilized their grievance airing capabilities for good. While millions around the country idly watch the protests and riots in Minneapolis, thousands of suburban soccer moms have thrown their support behind activists in the best way they know. By early Thursday morning hundreds of negative Yelp! reviews … Continue reading Seeking to Do Their Part, Nation’s Karens Flood ‘Racism Inc.’ with Complaints, Negative Reviews

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Life

Good News: Piranha-Related Deaths Reach 10-Year Low

It appears that widespread stay-at-home advisories have not only helped slow the spread of COVID-19, but they have also had some other unintended positive consequences. According to sources at the International Center for Piranha-Related Casualties, piranha-related deaths are reaching the lowest levels seen since 2010. “Typically we see increases in piranha attacks during the summer months when people are more likely to enter bodies of … Continue reading Good News: Piranha-Related Deaths Reach 10-Year Low

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Provo Landlords Concerned Online Classes Will Limit Rent Hikes

As BYU moves forward with online Spring term classes, Provo-area landlords are worried that moving classes online in the fall could present an issue to their business. While some apartment complexes have taken laudable steps to alleviate the stress their tenants are dealing with, others have taken a different approach. “With a decrease in students coming to Provo for classes, we anticipate the need to … Continue reading Provo Landlords Concerned Online Classes Will Limit Rent Hikes

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Life

Single Provo-Area Men Saving Stimulus Money For Engagement Ring

As millions across the nation spend their stimulus money to afford rent, groceries, and other expenses while dealing with the economic impact of Covid-19, some Provo-area men have taken a different approach. “Saving the money for a ring is clearly the right choice here.” says BYU student Chaz Winfield. “Besides, $1,200 is more than two months of rent so it’ll make whoever I give it … Continue reading Single Provo-Area Men Saving Stimulus Money For Engagement Ring

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Life, News

Raintree Resident Unable to Steal Roommates’ Food Because Everyone’s Always Home

As social distancing continues on, it is worth taking notice of how things have been changing for average people over the last five weeks. Wednesday evening, the Alternate Universe received a report from Raintree Commons resident Brian Metzger regarding how “Stay at Home” policies have impacted his day to day life. “It used to be easy, you know? I’d grab something on the way out … Continue reading Raintree Resident Unable to Steal Roommates’ Food Because Everyone’s Always Home

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