As BYU ground out a 27-20 win of UTSA, the lack of fans in the stadium was a welcome circumstance. BYU entered the game as 34 point favorites of the Roadrunners, but could only manage a 7 point win after sloppy play in all phases of the game. “Yeah, it wasn’t the best game we’ve ever played,” said BYU Coach Kalani Sitake. “I’m glad our … Continue reading BYU Grateful No Fans Present For Ugly Win Over UTSA
Following the news that President Donald Trump was hospitalized with COVID-19 last week, national media attention quickly fell upon BYU President Kevin J. Worthen. According to our most recent reports, President Worthen has not been hospitalized with COVID-19 and is doing “pretty well all things considered”. Speculation has arisen that Worthen has taken social distancing and mask wearing seriously, leading to a continued lack of COVID-19 … Continue reading Checking in With Kevin: President Worthen Still Not Hospitalized With COVID-19, “Doing Pretty Well”
While many Cougar fans were excited to watch BYU take on Troy on Saturday night, a pre-game announcement from BYU AD Tom Holmoe dampened their enthusiasm. “The game between BYU and Troy University has been cancelled. It turns out we had a bit of a mix-up with our scheduling this week. We’re actually going to be playing this guy from Fresno named Troy.” said Holmoe. … Continue reading Due to Miscommunication BYU to Play Game Against a Guy Named Troy
In an apparent effort to avoid nationally broadcast humiliation, the Army has cancelled their upcoming football game against BYU. According to “official” sources the cancellation is due to concerns over BYU’s handling of COVID-19 cases and reporting. According to smart people who know when they’re being lied to the cancellation is due to the fact that BYU is clearly the greatest college football team ever … Continue reading Army Seeks to Avoid Biggest Loss Since Little Bighorn, Cancels BYU Game
After several days of heated deliberation, officials in Washington have decided to replace the United States Navy with the BYU football team. This comes on the heels of the 55-3 drubbing BYU dished out on national television on Monday. When asked, Grand Admiral Kevin Worthen seemed optimistic about this development saying ” This is a great opportunity for BYU to expand our control beyond Utah … Continue reading BYU to Take Custody of Nation’s Aircraft Carriers, Battleships
