BREAKING: BYU Cancels Fall Semester Following Holy War Loss

BYU President Kevin Worthen made a startling announcement early Friday morning, cancelling all classes previously scheduled for the Fall 2019 semester due to BYU’s 30-12 loss to the University of Utah. “We feel that our students and faculty need time to move through all stages of grief before we can seriously consider getting back to their studies.” says Worthen, “We’re trying to be sensitive to … Continue reading BREAKING: BYU Cancels Fall Semester Following Holy War Loss

Provo Transit Announces New Pogo Stick Sharing Program

Immediately following the roll-out of a new program providing rentable electric scooters in south Provo, the Provo City Transit has announced a new Pogo stick sharing service. The program, scheduled to launch in late April, will feature publicly available Pogo sticks that can be rented for a flat two dollar fee, or .1 cent per bounce. “We’re excited to bring this bold new form of … Continue reading Provo Transit Announces New Pogo Stick Sharing Program

BYU Coach Turns to Tithing to Beat the Utes

It’s been a difficult stretch for BYU football fans when it comes to their rivalry with the University of Utah. Eight straight losses to the team from up north have put a sour taste in the mouths of many Cougar fans. However, new hope may be on the rise with promising quarterback Zach Wilson and a bold new strategy from head coach Kalani Sitake. In … Continue reading BYU Coach Turns to Tithing to Beat the Utes

Intramural Heroes Looking Forward to Another Dominant Year in Rookie Divison

It’s been nearly four months since intramural basketball powerhouse “The Ball Chillers” claimed their second consecutive rookie division title, but team captain Chad Powell isn’t satisfied. “We played well last year, but going 13-1 just sort of left a bad taste in my mouth.” says Powell. The Chillers bid for two consecutive undefeated seasons was spoiled by an unexpected 45-42 loss to league bottom-dwellers “Eight … Continue reading Intramural Heroes Looking Forward to Another Dominant Year in Rookie Divison