For the first time in school history, BYU is jumping on the Black Friday sales craze. We’ve compiled a list of all the best deals to be had at BYU. Be sure to get in the door as early as possible to maximize your savings, as most deals will end around 3:00 AM MST on Friday! Taco Bell: Buy one get one free JDawgs polish … Continue reading EXCLUSIVE: The Top BYU Black Friday Deals
BYU’s vending machines are often the topic of heating arguments. To settle these disputes once and for all, we’ve assembled a definitive list of the ten best vending machines on campus. Number 10: Refrigerated Machine in South End of JFSB Basement Coming in at number 10 on our list is the highly respected refrigerated machine in the JSFB basement. This is the go-to machine for … Continue reading Ranking the Top Ten Vending Machines on Campus
In an unexpected press conference this morning, BYU administrators acknowledged that all missions are NOT created equal. In order to ease the worries of students having a difficult time knowing their place when it comes to discussing missions on campus, BYU released this definitive list ranking the three tiers of missions: Plebeian Tier- These missions are not something to write home about. In fact, if … Continue reading BYU Releases Mission Prestige Rankings
On Thursday evening at around 8:12 PM, the BYU Police Department raided the Orem 24th Ward Trunk-or-Treat, making 85 arrests. The police acted on an anonymous tip making them aware of an enormous drug deal taking place in an LDS church parking lot. “We got a call at 7:50 PM on Thursday, alerting us of an immense drug deal taking place between 50 to 60 … Continue reading BYU PD Mistakes Trunk-or-Treat for Drug Swap, Arrests 85
BYU’s win over Boise State on Saturday was marred by a startling revelation, as the university admitted for the first time publicly that their beloved mascot, Cosmo, was not a real mountain lion. The announcement took the form of a mid-game recognition of those past charlatans who had dared deceive the public into thinking they were, in fact, a real living cougar. “I’m glad that … Continue reading Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to Be Man in Costume in Shocking Scandal
