Let’s face it—we’ve all been reported to the Honor Code office for shouting obscenities at the ducks in the pond. But what about all the violations that have somehow slipped right past their radar? Karl G. Maeser Everyone’s seen his beautiful bronze beard, but has anyone seen a beautiful bronze beard card to match it? We asked him to show it multiple times and he … Continue reading Blatant Honor Code Violations on Campus
That’s right–it feels like summer just ended, but fall is already here! Luckily, we came prepared. Here are some classic fall activities that will have you hooting and, heck, maybe even hollering. Touch Grass Get there while you still can! As we know, it doesn’t take long after the autumn equinox for all the grass to evaporate, so make sure you get your dose of … Continue reading It’s That Time Again! Fun Ways to Celebrate the Start of Fall
Campus life can seem scary at first, but with these words of rizzdom, you’ll have no problem gaining all the aura you need and more. Go forth to serve. You’re not in Ohio anymore. If you wanna be the Young Sigma, you have to be constantly mogging everyone else in the room. Any day could be the day that Livvy Dunne shows up to campus, … Continue reading Erm, What the Brighma!? Five Things You’ve Gyatt to Know for Freshman Year at BYU
Everyone is familiar with BYU’s classroom building of all time. But how much do you really know about its deeper lore? Our journalists have put their lives on the line to gather this highly classified information about the MARB. The MARB was dedicated on October 5, 1970. Scholars agree that the MARB is definitely there, but no one is sure who put it there. The … Continue reading Spotlight on the MARB
With the position of Democratic nominee suddenly wide open, everyone agrees that Provo has some of the country’s best candidates for the job. Six Utah natives have announced their candidacy and their running mates, and it’s your job to determine who will step up. Peggy Worthen and Kevin Worthen Future president Peggy Worthen and passenger princess Kevin Worthen are back in the presidential game with … Continue reading Six Potential Democratic Nominees Come Out of Utah
