5 Signs Your Apartment Ghost is Just a Roommate You Haven’t Met

With the season of eating leaves and hiding from ghouls well underway, assuming a ghost is using all your barbecue sauce is a logical conclusion, but it’s not the only possibility. Keep an eye out for these common symptoms of a reclusive roommate. 1. Your laundry detergent is running suspiciously low Studies have shown that between ghosts and roommates, ghosts are less likely to do … Continue reading 5 Signs Your Apartment Ghost is Just a Roommate You Haven’t Met

New Courses to Watch Out For Starting Winter 2025

With class registration opening, we want to make sure our audience is aware of every new class being offered at BYU as of Winter 2025. These will undoubtedly be in high demand, so get there before they fill up!   ECON 112: Economics of DoorDash Credits: 3 Location: HBLL 3712 Course Description: Positive and negative externalities of submitting to all twelve obligatory service fees.   … Continue reading New Courses to Watch Out For Starting Winter 2025

New Sins You Missed at General Conference

General Conference weekend is a great learning opportunity, but you can’t be expected to catch everything. Luckily, while you were passed out on the couch, we were taking note of every action that no longer aligns with Church standards. Eating Tomatoes We were all expecting this one, but it’s still worth mentioning–tomatoes are officially of the devil. Nothing we can do about it. Using a … Continue reading New Sins You Missed at General Conference

Miracle! Cartographers Produce First Known Map of JKB

For decades, it was assumed that no map could be produced of the Jesse Knight Building, but an elite team of local cartographers has just proven otherwise. After spending 13 years within the building’s walls, their work is finally complete. “The biggest discovery is definitely that of the recursive JKB on the third floor,” said team lead Carter Griffin. “It’s a second, identical JKB contained … Continue reading Miracle! Cartographers Produce First Known Map of JKB

Blatant Honor Code Violations on Campus

Let’s face it—we’ve all been reported to the Honor Code office for shouting obscenities at the ducks in the pond. But what about all the violations that have somehow slipped right past their radar? Karl G. Maeser Everyone’s seen his beautiful bronze beard, but has anyone seen a beautiful bronze beard card to match it? We asked him to show it multiple times and he … Continue reading Blatant Honor Code Violations on Campus