Author: Bobby Zimmeruski

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DoTERRA Intern Cures Cancer In Between Doing Nothing and Pretending to be Working

Summer internships are a double-edged sword. On one hand, you get a great experience that will make your resume stand out from the rest. But on the other, you have to pretend that you are deeply entrenched in work while you try to beat your solitaire high score. The struggle of pretending to do work is a challenge that every intern must go through. They … Continue reading DoTERRA Intern Cures Cancer In Between Doing Nothing and Pretending to be Working

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, Sports

Living Up to His Name: Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to be Zach Wilson’s Secret Older Lover

After spending his rookie season getting smashed by 300-pound NFL veterans, Zach Wilson decided to smash someone his own size. Former BYU Quarterback and apparent mom lover, Zach Wilson, was the talk of the town yesterday. Instead of enjoying his Sabbath in peace, he was trending on Twitter for a surprising reason. Dax Milne, Wilson’s former roommate and current Eskimo brother, posted a picture on … Continue reading Living Up to His Name: Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to be Zach Wilson’s Secret Older Lover

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, General Conference

Did You Notice Your Favorite Apostles in the Latest Minion Movie?

The fifth installment in the Despicable Me cinematic universe, Minions: The Rise of Gru, saw a welcoming success to the box office. As the memes of Facebook Mom’s favorite yellow creature flooded the internet, theaters across the world became flooded too. Thousands of “original” 16 year-olds dressed up in suits for the movie and ran to the theaters for their shot at internet glory. Some … Continue reading Did You Notice Your Favorite Apostles in the Latest Minion Movie?

Bobby Zimmeruski
Life, News

Church Reaffirms “All Dogs Go To Heaven” – Except Your Grandma’s Crusty White Dog

In the most important announcement since allowing self-checkout on Sundays, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has finally confirmed that “all the dogs to heaven”. Well, almost all dogs… President Nelson explained in a recent interview with Joe Rogan that all dogs have their place in the celestial kingdom. “Dogs are wonderful vessels of joy for all people. They are rays of … Continue reading Church Reaffirms “All Dogs Go To Heaven” – Except Your Grandma’s Crusty White Dog

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Life

Church Announces New Missions in the ‘Upside Down’

Getting called to serve just got a lot more complicated… Building up to the release of the final episodes of the hit Netflix show, Stranger Things, the Church of Jesus Christ of Later-Day Saints shocked the world with a huge announcement. Beginning in 2023, missions throughout the world will expand to the ‘Upside Down’. For those who hate good TV shows, the ‘Upside Down’ in … Continue reading Church Announces New Missions in the ‘Upside Down’

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