As the weather gets colder and the tests get harder, the students of BYU lower their expectations and jump into relationships. Here are the Top 5 types of couples that aren’t afraid of a little bit of PDA at BYU. 5. Tall White Guy with the Short Latina Bonus points if they met on the mission and double bonus points if they’re engaged within two months … Continue reading Top 5 Campus Couples to Watch Out For This Cuffing Season
As news broke that the members of the boy-band BTS had been called to serve in their country’s military, millions of quirky white girls were devastated. You can only imagine the outrage when they heard that 69-time Grammy Winning Group, BYU Vocal Point, was the next to fall. “I ripped down the American flag hanging outside my parents’ third house,” Renzie Wood snapchatted The Alternate … Continue reading BYU’s Vocal Point Disbands Due to Mandatory Military Service
In this classic ‘gentlemen’s bet’, the Pope has agreed to read the Book of Mormon if BYU beats Notre Dame. President Nelson has subsequently agreed to move to Vatican City so they can play Scrabble more often. “I always kick his butt in scrabble so I’m confident that my Cougars will do the same,” President Nelson told the Alternate Universe. Initially, the two spiritual powerhouses … Continue reading Pope Agrees to Read the Book of Mormon if BYU Beats Notre Dame
“Come on bro, I was just doing what my roommate told me to do.” This was the phrase used by BYU Bro Ted Fulmer in his defense against his livid roommates this past weekend. According to Ted, he was only following instructions. Following the herd one would say. But for his roommates, Ted absolutely crossed the line. What did Ted do to cause such a … Continue reading Tensions Rise at BYU Apartment as Misinformed Roommate Incorrectly “Soaked” the Dishes
When McChastity Tinkles won the new BYU Diversity scholarship, she was elated. “I knew my hair looked cool,” Tinkles said. “But I didn’t realize it was free college cool.” Unfortunately for Ms. Tinkles, there were a whole lot of other people who agreed that her hair wasn’t free college cool. Across the vast interwebs as of late, there has been criticism flooding in against the … Continue reading White Girl with Dreadlocks Wins BYU Diversity Scholarship
