Author: Bobby Zimmeruski

Campus

WILK Chick-Fil-A Kiosk Wins Student Employee of the Year

America is a beautiful place. In this country, you can order shower curtains with your dog’s face on them. People are inserting microchips into their brains. The government is watching us at all times as we willingly teach social media apps how to manipulate us. Some say that technological advancements have done too far. But I would guarantee that these people have never ordered homophobic … Continue reading WILK Chick-Fil-A Kiosk Wins Student Employee of the Year

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Life

Forbidden Love: Fedora Guy and Quirky Beret Girl Finally Settle For Each Other

As the smell of love begins to permeate the air this February, some students finally decided they are ready to settle down. This time of year makes people do crazy things for the chance at love. Your roommate might finally text the ward chorister who stares 0.5 seconds longer at him every Sunday. You might finally muster the courage to ask out your TA that … Continue reading Forbidden Love: Fedora Guy and Quirky Beret Girl Finally Settle For Each Other

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Sports, Uncategorized

Where Are Some of BYU’s Most Famous Athletes Now?

When people think of BYU, they often think of academic excellence, soberness, religion, and just a sprinkle of polygamy. Due to the recent success of many athletes who have come out of BYU, our religious institution is slowly becoming known as an athletic powerhouse. Who else produces the sheer amount of skinny white guys who can run for long distances like us, huh? As a … Continue reading Where Are Some of BYU’s Most Famous Athletes Now?

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, President Worthen

Here is Kevin Worthen’s Spotify Wrapped 2022

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Get ready to judge your smug hipster friends for bragging how they’re in the Top 0.001% of Bon Iver. We get it, MaKayKayleigh, you’re so special. Our excellent investigative reporting has revealed the Spotify Wrapped of the one and only Kevin Worthen! So without further a due, here is his 2022 Spotify Wrapped! Top 5 Artists #5 … Continue reading Here is Kevin Worthen’s Spotify Wrapped 2022

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, Uncategorized

“Thank Gosh-Darn It’s Sunday” Restaurant Opens at Cougareat, Only Open on Sunday

“Thank Gosh-Darn it’s Sunday.” That’s for sure. In a surprising turn of events, BYU announced a new edition to the four-star Michelin-rated Cougareat: “Thank Gosh-Darn it’s Sunday”. This spin-off of the somehow still-in-business “Thank G– It’s Friday” or TGI Friday’s, is set to open next month. TGIS will be the first restaurant of its kind and the seventh installment of the TGIF brand. Current locations … Continue reading “Thank Gosh-Darn It’s Sunday” Restaurant Opens at Cougareat, Only Open on Sunday

Bobby Zimmeruski