Author: Bobby Zimmeruski

Featured, Life

BYU Accounting Student Attempts to Claim “Mooching” Roommates as Dependents on His Taxes

We all know living with strangers isn’t easy and if you want to improve your relationship with them we wouldn’t recommend what this student tried to do. BYU Accounting Major, Kruze Ship, tried to apply what he had learned a little too much this past tax season. On his taxes, he claimed all 5 of his roommates as dependents as he believed they were always … Continue reading BYU Accounting Student Attempts to Claim “Mooching” Roommates as Dependents on His Taxes

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, General Conference, News

Nickelodeon Purchases Streaming Rights for General Conference, Speakers to be Slimed after talks, Spongebob’s Band to Perform Between Sessions

From NFL Playoff games to international religious conferences, Nickelodeon has been really expanding its programming horizons. Like many of their former child actors, Nickelodeon has begun rebranding and attempting to seem more mature than they actually are. Reports have recently been released that the 191st Annual General Conference will be shown exclusively on Nickelodeon.  In this surprising turn of events, The Church of Jesus Christ … Continue reading Nickelodeon Purchases Streaming Rights for General Conference, Speakers to be Slimed after talks, Spongebob’s Band to Perform Between Sessions

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Uncategorized

The Living Scriptures producing a Godfather spin-off called “The Goodfather”, Focused on Lehi and his family

The Living Scriptures revealed this week on their MySpace page that they have begun filming their spin-off of the critically acclaimed trilogy, “The Godfather”. Instead of a plot-driven by mafia activity and murder, “The Goodfather” will focus on Lehi’s family and their journey to the promised land- with just a little bit of murder. Al Pacino, who plays lead Michael Corleone in the original Godfather … Continue reading The Living Scriptures producing a Godfather spin-off called “The Goodfather”, Focused on Lehi and his family

Bobby Zimmeruski
Sports

March Madness Games will be Played at Local Church Buildings, Officiated by Local “Church Ball” Referees

According to recent reports, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints will be hosting some March Madness games this weekend.    Since the entirety of March Madness this year will be held in the Indianapolis area, there was a limited number of available venues to play in. Just like the Provo Rec Center, there was an extreme imbalance of players with NBA dreams compared … Continue reading March Madness Games will be Played at Local Church Buildings, Officiated by Local “Church Ball” Referees

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus

Ex-Tunnel Singing Boy Band Beef Escalates in the Provo Area

“Tunnel Singing” was famous around campus for being a hotbed for eager freshman boys looking to impress local girls with their beautiful singing voices. “Tunnel Singing”, the college equivalent of playing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” on the Ukulele in the high school cafeteria, has not ruled Sunday evenings recently as it did in the past. But recently, small “factions” of ex-tunnel singers have been spotted … Continue reading Ex-Tunnel Singing Boy Band Beef Escalates in the Provo Area

Bobby Zimmeruski