Author: Bobby Zimmeruski

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BYU Chemical Engineering Students Develop Revolutionary 20-1 Shampoo; Hair-Regrowth, Laundry Detergent and Salad Dressing Among Uses

Do you enjoy eating Salad in the shower? If for some weird reason you do, this is the product for you. BYU Chemical Engineering students have developed a new “20-1 Shampoo” that will revolutionize the hair and food industry in the coming future. This new soap will be the first of its kind and will be useful for outside the shower as well. Some of … Continue reading BYU Chemical Engineering Students Develop Revolutionary 20-1 Shampoo; Hair-Regrowth, Laundry Detergent and Salad Dressing Among Uses

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Campus

Value of KevinKoin, BYU’s Cryptocurrency, Skyrockets as a Complete In-Person Schedule is Announced for Fall 2021

Despite the recent decline in value of many cryptocurrencies throughout the world, BYU’s cryptocurrency, KevinKoin, has seen record highs of $0.000000000000001 over the past week. This is largely attributed to the announcement of a complete in-person class schedule this coming fall. This announcement was not only great news for BYU students – but for investors as well. “It’s like investing in Apple in the ’90s … Continue reading Value of KevinKoin, BYU’s Cryptocurrency, Skyrockets as a Complete In-Person Schedule is Announced for Fall 2021

Bobby Zimmeruski
Featured, Life

DoTERRA Begins Production of Un-Essential Oils, Butter and Motor Oil Among New Products

Your mother’s favorite multi-level marketing scheme is doing its best to help the world in these trying times. Largely in response to recent nationwide shortages, DoTERRA has begun production of various other types of oils categorized as “Unessential”. Although these new oils will not align your chakras, they help you in other parts of your life. Here is the list of the new oils that … Continue reading DoTERRA Begins Production of Un-Essential Oils, Butter and Motor Oil Among New Products

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Featured, Life

BYU Parking Police Accused of Profiling “Weaker” Drivers to Meet Quotas, Drivers of the Toyota Prius, SmartCar, and Nissan Cube at Increased Risk

BYU Parking Police has recently been accused of profiling student’s cars when handing out parking tickets. As the numbers show, drivers of “weaker” cars such as the Nissan Cube and Toyota Prius have been issued 29% more tickets since the end of the Winter Semester.    When many students return home for the summer, the unanimously loved BYU Parking Police’s numbers naturally go down. Struggling … Continue reading BYU Parking Police Accused of Profiling “Weaker” Drivers to Meet Quotas, Drivers of the Toyota Prius, SmartCar, and Nissan Cube at Increased Risk

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Featured, Sports

Jake Paul Will Fight “Hunk Smith”, Hank Smith’s WWE Alter-Ego in Next Boxing Match

Fresh off his victory over retired UFC fighter Ben Askren, Jake Paul has decided to challenge the biggest name in LDS Twitter to a boxing match. The internet’s poster-boy for bad life decisions has actually acquired quite the resume in his young boxing career. With victories over fighters half his height and retired wrestlers, some are starting to take him seriously.  Hank Smith has recently … Continue reading Jake Paul Will Fight “Hunk Smith”, Hank Smith’s WWE Alter-Ego in Next Boxing Match

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