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Rival Utah Mascots Spotted on Romantic End of Summer of Vacation in Bora Bora

It looks like Cougartown has just been picked up again for another season. This past weekend, pictures emerged of a scandalous affair between rival school’s mascots. Cosmo the Cougar of BYU and Costco the Ocelot of UVU were spotted sharing an alcohol-free mimosa in an overwater bungalow in Bora Bora. More pictures have been taken of the two applying lotion to each other in the … Continue reading Rival Utah Mascots Spotted on Romantic End of Summer of Vacation in Bora Bora

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Recent flooding linked to rejection of Summer Sales Bros

When God promised Noah he would never flood the earth again, he must have not been talking about Provo. As we are sure many of you have seen, Utah Valley has been enduring significant flooding over the past few days. Just like your roommate that enjoys Lego just a little too much, there has been no significant action in the area for several weeks. But … Continue reading Recent flooding linked to rejection of Summer Sales Bros

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Vin Diesel Announced as Keynote Speaker at Next RootsTech Conference

Move over Mr. Dugger, there’s a new family man in town. The recent release of Fast and Furious 9 has released one of the internet’s favorite memes back into the wild: Vin Diesel. His character, Dominic Toretto, is infamous for his obsession with family and the internet does not want you to forget it. As you have probably seen, Diesel’s focus on family has been … Continue reading Vin Diesel Announced as Keynote Speaker at Next RootsTech Conference

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BYU Releases “Tips and Tricks” To Help Sheltered Students Better Understand Their Sexuality During Pride Month

Have you ever accidentally touched hands with someone of the same gender? Have you ever shared toothbrushes with someone of the gender? Have you ever talked about your emotions with another guy? Many students at BYU have been caught in these uncomfortable situations that have made them question their sexuality. These new guidelines, released consciously during Pride Month, have helped many uncultured students understand themselves … Continue reading BYU Releases “Tips and Tricks” To Help Sheltered Students Better Understand Their Sexuality During Pride Month

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Local RM Uses Skywriting to Propose to His Girlfriend of Six Weeks, Reveals President Kevin Worthen’s True Height in the Process

Who knew Joe Rogan and Kevin Worthen would see eye to eye? Hundreds of civilians in Utah Valley eagerly stared at the sky as a recently returned missionary, Harold Renlund, proposed to his girlfriend on Sunday. Using MSF, or Missionary Supplement Funds, that he gathered from his trainees on his mission, Renlund paid a pilot to spell out the words, “Will you marry me, Dorothy?” … Continue reading Local RM Uses Skywriting to Propose to His Girlfriend of Six Weeks, Reveals President Kevin Worthen’s True Height in the Process

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