Your wedding day is a beautiful time where you have the wonderful privilege of spending all day talking to complete strangers who haven’t seen you since you were in diapers. You get to see all of your friends eat the food you paid for. Best of all, you get to hear Uncle Harold’s dementia-induced story about his life-threatening toe fungus for the fourth time. You … Continue reading Most Romantic Days to Get Married
Just like your wives and girlfriends, Brigham Young is always right. Although most people believe that Daylight Savings can be attributed to energy conservation during World War One or farmers being absolute babies and wanting more sleep, there is a true, lesser-known story that argues the tradition earlier. As ancient legend has it, after a long day of trekking through the nothingness that is it … Continue reading Did Brigham Young Accidentally Sleeping in Start Daylight Savings? The True Story Behind the Origin of the Yearly Time Change
Already hate the classes you are in this semester? Take your mind off your terrible previous life decisions and think about the future! Here are the top 5 classes you need to take next semester to fill the insatiable void that consumes your soul. #5 CHEM 350 – Non-GMO, 85% Lean, Grass-Fed Organic Chemistry Everyone’s favorite class, Organic Chemistry, gets a more environmentally friendly upgrade … Continue reading Top 5 Classes to take next semester
In an unexpected turn of events Elder Oaks, shocked the world and beat previously undefeated President Nelson in the Fantasy Football this past week. As a result of his sin, President Nelson immediately revoked Elder Oaks’ apostolic authority and gave him the ‘Tim Tebow’ of callings – Local Area Seventy. This was an unsurprising decision by our Prophet because everyone knows the cardinal rule of … Continue reading Elder Oaks Beats President Nelson in Fantasy Football, Demoted to an Area Seventy
Do you guys remember all of your friends from high school who weren’t as good as you and didn’t get into BYU? Well if they haven’t left the church by now, you can find them at BYU-Idaho! We sent our investigative reporter, DeDuce Información, to Rexburg this past week to check up on these prodigal sons and daughters. Let’s take a look at the recent … Continue reading What’s Going on in Rexburg?
