Student wakes up just in time for finals after hitting snooze button on first day of classes

We all fall victim to the notorious snooze bottom every once and awhile. Some of us, a little too often. One student decided to press his luck a little too far. On the first day of classes, Denzel Von Shrouttenbottom was woken up abruptly for his 7:00 am yoga class by his alarm. The sweet sound of “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical … Continue reading Student wakes up just in time for finals after hitting snooze button on first day of classes

Report: BYU rejected bid for Hruska’s Kolaches Bowl before choosing to play in prestigious Independence Bowl

Our BYU Cougar football team represented our school well this year. With impressive showings against every team not located in Boise, BYU finished the season with a very exceptional resume. As one of the top teams in College Football, BYU was in contention for a prestigious bowl game. But even after asserting their dominance over five PAC-12 teams this season, BYU was not offered a … Continue reading Report: BYU rejected bid for Hruska’s Kolaches Bowl before choosing to play in prestigious Independence Bowl

Here is President Nelson’s Spotify Wrapped 2021

Spotify’s Wrapped is one of the most anticipated social media crazes of the year. Millions of metalheads, rap-junkies, and Coldplay-Enthusiasts rejoice as they can share their “diverse” music taste all across social media. After Wrapped is released, Instagram is flooded with stories with everyone’s top 5 artists, top genres, and top 5 songs. Although most people couldn’t care less about everyone else’s Spotify Wrapped, the … Continue reading Here is President Nelson’s Spotify Wrapped 2021

A Massive Pile-Up Created as Students Drive Home for Thanksgiving, Projected to Arrive Home Just in Time to do the Dishes

Thanksgiving is a great, heart-warming holiday where families can gather around a tasty home-cooked meal and appreciate time with one another. For some, the travel back home for Thanksgiving is nothing to worry about. But for others, it is a nightmare. Peggy Constantine, a 23-year-old BYU student from Caribou, Maine has had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad trip. For starters, the drive from … Continue reading A Massive Pile-Up Created as Students Drive Home for Thanksgiving, Projected to Arrive Home Just in Time to do the Dishes

Local BYU Simps Create First Ever Fraternity, fittingly named “Beta Beta Beta”

Historically, Fraternities and Sororities are not something that BYU gladly accepts at their school. But the minute you get some approval-seeking males involved, you’ve caught their attention. For the first time in the school’s history, BYU is allowing a fraternity to be officially recognized as a legitimate organization. But trust us, this is not your typical degenerate fraternity. “Beta Beta Beta” is a fraternity focused … Continue reading Local BYU Simps Create First Ever Fraternity, fittingly named “Beta Beta Beta”