It can be tough to find a flattering costume that doesn’t compromise your morals. You want to be sexy, but you don’t want to be called a sl*t or a to*l. Here is a list of five white-hot ideas guaranteed to attract attention without making you put too much skin in the game. Rubik’s Cube Get a box, some construction paper, and a … Continue reading Top 5 Last-Minute Sexy, Modest Halloween Costumes
The resurrected Samuel the Lamanite returned to the top of a wall for the first time in over 2000 years. He began his address saying that he was commanded to say many things that may be hard to hear: “I do not want to tell you this things, but it is my duty. So as the kids say, ‘sorry not sorry.’ ” From prophecies to … Continue reading Samuel the Lamanite Appears on Border Wall
Many people leave The Church for a number of different reasons. While most don’t want anything to do with the Church, a large amount still can’t get enough of that delectable dairy made at BYU. If they could get it elsewhere, they would. For now, they’re stuck returning to the Lord’s university to satisfy their cravings. “My last bishop was awful, but I can’t … Continue reading Provo Voices: Even Exmos Can’t Get Enough of BYU Creamery Ice Cream
Since the WGA strike ended earlier this week, the General Authorities and other Auxiliary officers have been scrambling to finish their talks. While not members of the guild, the planned speakers were refusing to write their talks in solidarity with those striking. Some are struggling more than others. The YW General Presidency are pooling together their resources. “As the new kids on the block, this … Continue reading General Authorities scramble to finish talks after writers’ strike ends
After serving a single term in the U.S. Senate, Mitt Romney will not seek reelection and will instead teach American Heritage at BYU. The 76-year-old Senator from Utah is on record saying he is “done will all that political Shiz” and that he would “train the new generation of leaders” in exchange for unlimited chocolate milk. Many factors reportedly went into the decision. Romney would … Continue reading Mitt Romney Stepping Down From Senate to Teach American Heritage
