There’s no getting out of it. You watched Saltburn. What now? You have a few options. The first option is to keep quiet until you die. That’s the plan of junior, Jeyson Maeser. “I’ll deal with it when I’m lying on my grave, er, in my grave.” Your next option comes from senior Mack Lowe: “I didn’t see the whole thing, you know? Just part of … Continue reading How to Tell Your Bishop You Watched Saltburn

Annie Gaines was in a bind. She is the Primary chorister of the Manhattan 1st Ward, but the bishop and the primary president scheduled the Primary Program for a weekend that Annie was going to be out of town. Luckily, her brother Terrence is also musically inclined. He has a vast background in music including time as an instructor at the local Shaffer Conservatory. Annie … Continue reading Terence Fletcher Directs Primary Program

Acting President of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles, M. Russell Ballard, sadly passed away on Sunday at the age of 95. After five years apart, M. and his wife, Barbara, were once again reunited—this time in paradise. After a lifetime of service, the Ballards have reportedly made it to Jamaica and enjoyed some alcohol-free, Spirit World spirits. According to a source, they are consuming … Continue reading M. Russell Ballard Becomes Another Apostle in Paradise

It’s been almost two decades since Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf sauntered onto our television screens and began warming our hearts using airplane analogies. We were charmed from the start and we still can’t get enough. His popularity created such a fan frenzy that he graced the pages of Church magazines for years. Now he’s taking home the Sexiest Man Alive crown. “I’m glad it’s happening … Continue reading Dieter F. Uchtdorf Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive