Author: Cameron Frye

Life

Provo Voices: Even Exmos Can’t Get Enough of BYU Creamery Ice Cream

Many people leave The Church for a number of different reasons. While most don’t want anything to do with the Church, a large amount still can’t get enough of that delectable dairy made at BYU. If they could get it elsewhere, they would. For now, they’re stuck returning to the Lord’s university to satisfy their cravings.   “My last bishop was awful, but I can’t … Continue reading Provo Voices: Even Exmos Can’t Get Enough of BYU Creamery Ice Cream

Cameron Frye
conference, Life

General Authorities scramble to finish talks after writers’ strike ends

Since the WGA strike ended earlier this week, the General Authorities and other Auxiliary officers have been scrambling to finish their talks. While not members of the guild, the planned speakers were refusing to write their talks in solidarity with those striking. Some are struggling more than others. The YW General Presidency are pooling together their resources. “As the new kids on the block, this … Continue reading General Authorities scramble to finish talks after writers’ strike ends

Cameron Frye
Campus, Life

Mitt Romney Stepping Down From Senate to Teach American Heritage

After serving a single term in the U.S. Senate, Mitt Romney will not seek reelection and will instead teach American Heritage at BYU. The 76-year-old Senator from Utah is on record saying he is “done will all that political Shiz” and that he would “train the new generation of leaders” in exchange for unlimited chocolate milk. Many factors reportedly went into the decision. Romney would … Continue reading Mitt Romney Stepping Down From Senate to Teach American Heritage

Cameron Frye
Life, News

Guest List Revealed for Russell M. Nelson’s 99th Birthday Party

Over the weekend, President Russell M. Nelson celebrated his 99th birthday. He hosted a birthday party on Saturday night in the Conference Center, and The Alternate Universe obtained a copy of the guest list. Attendees included a number of celebrities and all 347 of Nelson’s descendants. Performances by Bad Bunny, Harry Styles, and Ice Spice got everybody dancing throughout the birthday bash. Russ himself even joined … Continue reading Guest List Revealed for Russell M. Nelson’s 99th Birthday Party

Cameron Frye
Life, Provo

New Tailor Shop ‘Sew King’ Opens on Center Street

After double-majoring in finance and textiles at BYU, McJohn Stevenson has finally fulfilled his dream of opening up a tailor shop. “I studied textiles because I figured I’d have classes with mostly girls and I could find a wife. I was correct about the demographics of my classes, but I’m still single.” “I wanted to call it Sew Bro, but that was already taken,” said … Continue reading New Tailor Shop ‘Sew King’ Opens on Center Street

Cameron Frye