Joey Chestnut to Face Young BYU Fan in Cougar Tail Eating Contest

After signing a deal with Impossible Foods, Joey Chestnut was barred from competing in the Nathan’s Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest. Nathan’s Famous sees Impossible Foods as a competitor and will not allow the 16-time champion to defend his title. In place of the hot dogs, BYU and the city of Provo invited Chestnut to compete in a Cougar Tail eating contest against Beckham … Continue reading Joey Chestnut to Face Young BYU Fan in Cougar Tail Eating Contest

Release of New Hymnbook Continues with 16 New Songs

The gradual release of the new global hymnbook of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints began last month with the release of 16 new songs. The second batch was released as a surprise at midnight Eastern Time last night. The hymns now available are: “Oceans (Where Feet May Fail)” by Hillsong UNITED “Trust in You” by Lauren Daigle “We Believe” by Newsboys “Children … Continue reading Release of New Hymnbook Continues with 16 New Songs

Utah Jazz Actually Hire Graphic Designer for New Uniforms

Yesterday the Utah Jazz announced a new slate of uniforms to replace the current on-court attire, including the infamous “highlighter” jerseys. The new uniforms will re-incorporate the famous blue, purple, and white mountains of the 1990s and 2000s. The change comes as a welcome surprise to the fans after two years of uniforms that have been widely panned. In 2022, the team shifted from blue, … Continue reading Utah Jazz Actually Hire Graphic Designer for New Uniforms

Kevin Worthen Found Guilty–Of Having Too Much Fun!

A jury of his peers found former BYU President Kevin Worthen to be guilty as charged–for having too much fun. Since last year, Worthen has been working at Yale University as the Michael Doyle and Bunny Winter Distinguished Visiting Professor of Law. However, his colleagues have not been enthused by his presence. K-dubs has been partying every weekend since arriving in New Haven, Connecticut. Sources … Continue reading Kevin Worthen Found Guilty–Of Having Too Much Fun!

First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Release Album, ‘The Tortured Prophets Department’

On the backs of Taylor Swift’s hit double album, the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints have released their own album, The Tortured Prophets Department. Yesterday, President Russell M. Nelson posted a picture of a note on Instagram that read, “And so we enter into evidence / Our redeemed stakes and wards / Our … Continue reading First Presidency and Quorum of the Twelve Release Album, ‘The Tortured Prophets Department’