Glenwood burns after no one brings refreshments to FHE

The Provo YSA 84th Ward held a back-to-school ward FHE activity last night. Chaos ensued shortly after the activity had begun. Members of the ward were immediately outraged at the lack of refreshments. Donuts and brownies had been promised, but were nowhere to be found. The ward members blamed all six activities committee co-chairs. As a sign of retaliation, they decided to burn the co-chairs’ … Continue reading Glenwood burns after no one brings refreshments to FHE

Student changes major after just one week of school

With the add/drop deadline on Tuesday rapidly approaching, many BYU students are reconsidering their class schedules and making changes. However, brand new freshman Michael Clayton is going beyond the mark by deciding to switch his major and changing all his classes, except Book of Mormon. Clayton, originally a pre-med Biochemistry major, realized that maybe this wasn’t the right major after his first week of classes, … Continue reading Student changes major after just one week of school

Student refugees seek shelter during Homeless Week

Homeless Week has arrived and the apartment-changing students of Provo have nowhere to go. The property management companies swooped in far more quickly than anyone anticipated. In mere hours the tenants were forced out of their apartments and onto the streets. Many have fled the city. In their wake remain a plethora of overflowing dumpsters and confusion. Others wait in desperation as traffic and construction … Continue reading Student refugees seek shelter during Homeless Week

Cosmo’s true identity revealed. The shocking tell-all!

Cosmo’s true identity has been a mystery for many decades. Many people have claimed to be the famed mascot, but they have all been found out to be liars. The big cat has been revealed to be none other than Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Since 2019, he has donned the cougar costume almost weekly in support of BYU sports. “That explains all the pec-popping,” says … Continue reading Cosmo’s true identity revealed. The shocking tell-all!

Provo Voices: BYU requires all students to report vaccination status

BYU recently announced that all students will have to report their vaccination status before school starts. What do you think?   “That question is a violation of my HIPAA rights. You see, with HIPAA rights, we don’t have to reveal our medical records, and that also involves our vaccine records.” Madelyn Tyler-Dean – Crossfit coach “I keep seeing people complain about how this is a … Continue reading Provo Voices: BYU requires all students to report vaccination status