For oft, when on my couch I lie In vacant or in pensive mood, They flash upon that inward eye Which is the bliss of solitude; And then my heart with pleasure fills, And dances with the daffodils. -William Wordsworth, “I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud” The world lost a lot of people in 2021. Some of them were good people. Others definitely were not. … Continue reading In Memoriam: Remembering those we lost in 2021
Every Christmas at 9:04 am, the world faces a predicament: What do you do after opening your presents? This year, there is a solution. #5 Scroll Instagram You can check that one off now. Maybe do a shot of eggnog for each picture of parents with kids on the floor. #4 Scroll Snapchat Check out the zoom in on your friend’s grandpa asleep in his … Continue reading 5 Things to Do After You Open Your Christmas Presents
There is nothing sadder than a college student going home for Christmas without a boyfriend or girlfriend. Parents, relatives, and family friends will ask about dating, and there is no reply that will satisfy them. Normally, Christmas morning and presents will make up for these nuisances, but not even that can uplift Jahn McRobertson. This year, Jahn’s Christmas list only depresses him. His wants include … Continue reading Student saddened by own Christmas wish list
The dating app giant Tinder recently purchased the dating app, Mutual. Designed for members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, Mutual has helped many couples get married and/or have numerous casual make-out sessions in the parking lot of the Provo Temple. Tinder wants to grow their brand and have dating apps for people of every kind. However, to maintain brand recognition, they … Continue reading Tinder buy Mutual and plans to rename it Tinder Mercies
Jarom Jorgensen, a sophomore at BYU studying political science, is now prepared for the debates with his family over Thanksgiving dinner. Jarom has both very conservative and liberal relatives who will inevitably start fighting over current political affairs. According to him, this year will be different. He is studying to be a lawyer and is now obviously smarter than everyone in his family, especially the … Continue reading Poli Sci Student Prepares to Dominate Thanksgiving Politics Debates
