BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards

This year thousands of BYU students worked hard to dress up for Halloween. They wore these elaborate costumes to classes of all kinds. The Alternate Universe has once again awarded the best costumes across many categories. Most controversial: Sandy Cheeseman as “Young Galadriel”   Most original: Patrick Mendy and Mandy Patrick as “Jim and Pam”   Most vengeful: Stan McChristensen-McMichael as “Battinson”   Most likely to … Continue reading BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards

BYU announces devotional/forum lineup for fall semester

Every Tuesday morning, students, faculty and staff head to the Marriott Center for the weekly Devotional or Forum address. BYU President Kevin J. Worthen and his wife Peggy kicked off the semester and will be followed by members of the leadership of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, BYU employees and a range of industry leaders and thinkers. Entertainment assemblies celebrating the talent … Continue reading BYU announces devotional/forum lineup for fall semester

Polygamist forced to take two more wives due to inflation

The recent economic downturn has affected many people in many ways. Jefferson Warrenson from Hurricane, UT needed to take two more wives in addition to the five he already had. He may increase the number if things get worse. “The value of assets just isn’t the same anymore,” said Warrenson. “I’ve felt it in the supermarket and at the pump, just like everyone else. There … Continue reading Polygamist forced to take two more wives due to inflation

5 Classes for Students Who Forgot to Register for Classes

So you have been spending every night swiping on Mutual on your phone, and you forgot to register for classes. Now you have to pick classes from the bottom of the barrel. Here is our list of the best classes to round out your schedule. CHEM 105: Chemistry is always fun. Then you could finally dip into your reserve of chemistry-based pick-up lines. What could … Continue reading 5 Classes for Students Who Forgot to Register for Classes

LeVar Burton to host surprise devotional for Reading Day

LeVar Burton, the longtime host of Reading Rainbow, is set to give a surprise devotional for all students studying on Reading Day. BYU administrators asked Burton to summarize the study guides for every class in a fifteen-hour devotional. The devotional has already begun and will go until midnight in the Marriot Center. Burton opened the devotional with, “Every major matters just as much as the … Continue reading LeVar Burton to host surprise devotional for Reading Day