Cosmo the Cougar to Start Teaching Classes at Provo Rec Center

It was announced today that Cosmo the Cougar will begin teaching classes at the Provo Recreation Center this month. Konnie McCaren, director of the Rec Center said that, “The negotiations were very drawn out, but we finally met his demands because the opportunity was too good to pass up. Cosmo will bring the exact energy we love here at the Rec Center.” The Rec Center … Continue reading Cosmo the Cougar to Start Teaching Classes at Provo Rec Center

BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards

This year thousands of BYU students worked hard to dress up for Halloween. They wore these elaborate costumes to classes of all kinds. The Alternate Universe has once again awarded the best costumes across many categories. Most controversial: Sandy Cheeseman as “Young Galadriel”   Most original: Patrick Mendy and Mandy Patrick as “Jim and Pam”   Most vengeful: Stan McChristensen-McMichael as “Battinson”   Most likely to … Continue reading BYU Halloween 2022 Costume Awards

BYU announces devotional/forum lineup for fall semester

Every Tuesday morning, students, faculty and staff head to the Marriott Center for the weekly Devotional or Forum address. BYU President Kevin J. Worthen and his wife Peggy kicked off the semester and will be followed by members of the leadership of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, BYU employees and a range of industry leaders and thinkers. Entertainment assemblies celebrating the talent … Continue reading BYU announces devotional/forum lineup for fall semester

Polygamist forced to take two more wives due to inflation

The recent economic downturn has affected many people in many ways. Jefferson Warrenson from Hurricane, UT needed to take two more wives in addition to the five he already had. He may increase the number if things get worse. “The value of assets just isn’t the same anymore,” said Warrenson. “I’ve felt it in the supermarket and at the pump, just like everyone else. There … Continue reading Polygamist forced to take two more wives due to inflation