Tonight the BYU Cougars beat the Utah Utes ___ to move to 9-0. Reactions to the game were overall positive, but many have thoughts about the off-the-field effects in the wake of the big win. “We were supposed to talk about tithing, but I just changed it to ‘Endure to the End.’ I didn’t ask our Elders Quorum President, but I’m sure he’ll understand.” … Continue reading Provo Voices: BYU Beats Utah
Normally, Jenson McButton would vote Republican down the whole ticket. However, BYU doesn’t usually play Utah during the week of Election Day. Because the two are playing this week, Jenson can have no red anywhere in his life. “I’m a lifelong conservative, but I hate the University of Utah more than I hate Leftists,” said McButton. “Normally I love to say ‘Choose the Right’ on … Continue reading BYU Conservative Votes Blue to Rub It In Utah’s Face
Mackey McBrackey has been a “die-hard” fan of the BYU Cougars football team–since today. McBrackey is in his third year at BYU, and this is the first year that the team has “met his standards” for fandom. Apparently the previous two seasons were “absolute disasters.” After BYU beat UCF 37-24 to move to 8-0, McBrackey determined that this team was up to snuff. “I would … Continue reading “I Love This Team” Says Student Who Started Following BYU Football Today
Every fall, hundreds of stake conferences are held across the country. Typically not much happens, but this weekend has been different. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) found out about these “steak” conferences and they were not happy. PETA immediately sent out a call to protest every possible conference. Members of PETA pulled out all the stops to protest. “It’s unbelievable that … Continue reading Vegetarians Protest Steak Conference
Adam and Eve We have to start with the OGs. These two didn’t know anything (literally), but they knew that they were supposed to be together from the moment they saw each other. Isaac and Rebekah It played out like a modern-day romcom, because the first time these two lovebirds saw each other, Rebekah jumped off her camel and asked her bestie about the … Continue reading Top Meet-Cutes in the Scriptures
