Author: James West

Mitt lunch
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Mitt Romney Can’t Find Anywhere to Sit in Capitol Building Cafeteria

One of the greatest traditions of our country is lunch at capitol hill. After various sessions in the House of Representatives and Senate, all the politicians sit together and eat a fine American classic: cafeteria food. In recent years, however, the great cafeteria that is the American government has become increasingly clique based. The Republicans sit with the Republicans, the Democrats sit with the Democrats, … Continue reading Mitt Romney Can’t Find Anywhere to Sit in Capitol Building Cafeteria

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Life, News

‘Burn It Down’ Tweets White Intellectual Living in Gated Community

For several days now, protests over death of George Floyd have been occurring all over America, and many in the media have voiced their support. Including Kevin Conrad, a journalist in Chicago. “Burn it down, those in power can afford it.” Kevin tweets from his large mansion in a gated community. “I support these people protesting, because I understand what it’s like to feel unheard” … Continue reading ‘Burn It Down’ Tweets White Intellectual Living in Gated Community

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General Conference, News

Members of the First Presidency and Quorum of the 12 Apostles weigh in on General Conference being online for the second time.

President Russell M. Nelson: Make sure that your connections are up to par, both spiritually and digitally. Nobody likes buffering. Dallin H Oaks: I truly hope this is the last time General Conference is online. I cannot figure out why Zoom keeps telling me to update. Dieter F Uchtdorf: I am so happy that we can bring General Conference to the whole world through digital … Continue reading Members of the First Presidency and Quorum of the 12 Apostles weigh in on General Conference being online for the second time.

James West
News

John the Revelator Appears, Drops Mic, and Returns to the Afterlife

It is no surprise that 2020 has been quite a year for the history books, but nobody expected this. Eyewitnesses on the isle of Patmos have confirmed that John the Revelator has appeared in the year 2020. Reportedly, on the morning of June 1st, 2020, a strong beam of light shined onto the small Greek island in the Aegean Sea. Eyewitnesses report that John the … Continue reading John the Revelator Appears, Drops Mic, and Returns to the Afterlife

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Ward Clerk
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Frazzled Ward Clerk Finally Figures Out Why Church Attendance Has Been So Low Since Mid-March

Scott Cook, a computer science major in his third year, serves as Ward Clerk in the Provo 110 YSA ward. Each Sunday since being called last year, Scott dutifully emerged from his private room to count the attending members. But on March 15, Scott, blissfully unaware of current events, arrived for sacrament only to find himself the sole attendee. He texted the bishop, asking where … Continue reading Frazzled Ward Clerk Finally Figures Out Why Church Attendance Has Been So Low Since Mid-March

James West