Church Leadership Announcement: Summer Barbecues are Against the Word of Wisdom

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints made an announcement this week clarifying an under-recognized passage in Doctrine and Covenants 89. This specific announcement pertains to verses 12 and 13 which read, “Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly. And … Continue reading Church Leadership Announcement: Summer Barbecues are Against the Word of Wisdom

Dallin H. Oaks’ Unprecedented Activism Catalyst for NAACP Partnership

The announcement that the LDS Church and the NAACP will be working together over the next couple of years left many wondering how this working relationship began. In fact, the two organizations have been working closely together since late 2020, when Elder Dallin H. Oaks bravely revealed that he thinks black people deserve to live. “I had never seen such an incredible ally,” said Sherrilyn … Continue reading Dallin H. Oaks’ Unprecedented Activism Catalyst for NAACP Partnership

Provo Voices: General Conference Will No Longer Include a Saturday Evening Session

The CDC recently confirmed that wearing two masks better prevents the spread of COVID-19. What do you think?   “This is terrible! How am I supposed to prove that I am more righteous than everyone else if not by attending more meetings? This was literally all I had.” Payighten Rigby – Natural Blonde “I keep seeing women complain about how there are now fewer female … Continue reading Provo Voices: General Conference Will No Longer Include a Saturday Evening Session

Yassss Queen, Cosma the Cougar is Same Sex Attracted— And Totally Celibate

BYU is kicking pride month off right with everyone’s favorite kitty-loving-kitty. Cosma, who made headlines when she debuted on International Women’s day, has not made a public appearance since. This trend is likely to continue, as Ed Bennett, official Cosma spokesperson, clarified, “she’s not the type of gay who makes it a whole thing.” Bennett says that “Cosma is the perfect example of what a … Continue reading Yassss Queen, Cosma the Cougar is Same Sex Attracted— And Totally Celibate

Utah Mom Loves Most Pfizer Products, Just Not Vaccines

Sharon McCall recently announced on Facebook that she does not intend to get vaccinated, nor does she plan on vaccinating her kids. This came as a surprise to those close to McCall because she consumes an astounding amount of pharmaceuticals to get through her life. Doctor Hugh Lorry, McCall’s general practitioner for the last 15 years, said, “I just mentioned to her that vaccines were … Continue reading Utah Mom Loves Most Pfizer Products, Just Not Vaccines