Author: Albert Camus

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BYU Drops DaBaby From 2021 Devotional Lineup

Music festivals, radio stations, and now Brigham Young University have all distanced themselves from DaBaby following his crude homophobic remarks at Rolling Loud in Miami.  BYU spokesperson Toid McKay explained that after hearing that the rapper had songs titled “AMAZING GRACE” and “GOSPEL” he had seemed like a good fit.  “My bad on that one, I should have looked into him a bit more before … Continue reading BYU Drops DaBaby From 2021 Devotional Lineup

Albert Camus
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BYU Continues Anti-Virgin Stance, Refuses to Officially Recognize BYU Virginity Club

The unofficial BYU virginity club has been around for nearly a year now, but despite over 595 petitioners for official recognition, the so-called “Lord’s University” continues to screw its precious virgins.  “I thought I was finally in a place where it was okay that I was a virgin, but apparently not,” said one BYU Virgin spokesperson. “Administration has made it pretty clear where they stand.” … Continue reading BYU Continues Anti-Virgin Stance, Refuses to Officially Recognize BYU Virginity Club

Albert Camus
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Utah Teen: EFY Last Week Was a Movie!

Kapp Reisen tells all about the cinematic experience of having roommates, crying during a testimony meeting, and holding his COWs’ hand. “It was so perfect like it literally felt unreal,” said Reisen, who went on to talk about how cool his EFY “crew” was, and how well they suited various character archetypes. “Obviously I would be the main character, Weston is the funny one who … Continue reading Utah Teen: EFY Last Week Was a Movie!

Albert Camus
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“Why Can’t I Go Play With the Other Young Adults?” Laments BYU Student in Summer Classes

This summer, sophomore Treven Rasmussen is in Rel C 200, Econ 110, and a deep existential depression. Rasmussen thought that summer classes would be “an easy way to to get ahead” in his degree, but had not considered the effect that it would have on his social life. “I had to miss my family’s 4th of July barbecue, my friend’s trip to California last weekend, … Continue reading “Why Can’t I Go Play With the Other Young Adults?” Laments BYU Student in Summer Classes

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Apostle Book Club Ends after Oaks Repeatedly Suggests They Read the Constitution

The monthly General Authority book club met its end last week, after Oak’s book of the month idea was rejected for a ninth and final time and he quit. The club was then “not the same without him” and dissolved shortly thereafter. Oak’s fellow club members had a variety of reasons for not wanting to spend the month reading and discussing the four-page document, “This … Continue reading Apostle Book Club Ends after Oaks Repeatedly Suggests They Read the Constitution

Albert Camus