Have you ever wanted to get that girl’s number in Writing 150 but been too shy to ask? BYU has now made it possible with a new dating feature on the university’s official app. Coming Fall 2021, this new feature will allow students to swipe through their classmates looking for a potential eternal companion. BYU has created a personalized profile for each unmarried student using … Continue reading New Feature on Y-App: Dating
BYU student Daniel Gaines was supposed to be moving into an ironically named complex owned by the Provo Landlord Confederacy, but after spending the last week “homeless” in Provo, he’s decided that he would rather not have an apartment at all. “I could pay hundreds of dollars to share a room with someone who snores and never takes out the garbage, or I could live … Continue reading Student Intends to Prolong His Homeless Week Says its “Better than Having to Deal with Provo Housing”
Seventy-year-old Eldon Allred and a number of his “education week homies” were asked to leave after nightly parties became an issue. “I was just trying to relive my glory days at BYU,” Allred said. “Take some classes, drink some chocolate milk, and party like it’s 1969.” BYU administration said that they “obviously” had to ask Allred to leave. Citing not only noise issues and dangers … Continue reading Elderly BYU Education Week Attendees Kicked Out After Throwing Massive Parties on Campus
Following a church announcement urging members to wear masks and get vaccinated, vocal ex-Mormon Allie Jones got “unvaccinated” to ensure she was not following the directions of the prophet. Jones reportedly “didn’t want to end up on the wrong side of things” so she booked an appointment immediately to have her vaccination undone. “When the prophet speaks, the debate is over.” said Allie, “and by … Continue reading Ex-Mormon Gets Unvaccinated Following Announcement from First Presidency
The magazine, which contains Cosmo’s workout routine, 112 recipes that use cougar tails, and a Q&A with the titular cougar himself, was expected to do very well but is now being considered one of the worst PR moves in BYU history. “I’ve had Utah Valley billboards telling me that ‘Cosmo Magazine Hurts Kids’ my entire life, I’m not about to let my children anywhere near … Continue reading BYU’s Mascot-Centric ‘Cosmo’ Magazine Faces Immediate Backlash
