Author: Albert Camus

Campus

People Behind “Keeping Faith at BYU” Release Manifesto Detailing how BYU Should be Run, Accidentally Recreate BYU Idaho

Keeping Faith at BYU (KFaB) is a self-proclaimed non-profit organization that compiles stories of non-doctrinal indoctrination on Utah’s BYU campus. After several weeks, and nearly 30 posts, the activists behind the account have released a manifesto in which they outline the way that BYU ought to operate.  A KFaB spokesperson said, “The only way to save BYU at this point is for them to follow … Continue reading People Behind “Keeping Faith at BYU” Release Manifesto Detailing how BYU Should be Run, Accidentally Recreate BYU Idaho

Albert Camus
Life

Unlikely Choice for Relief Society President ‘Literally the Only Person in the Ward Over the Summer’

Although many people were surprised when Jodie Burrows was called as the Provo YSA 112 Relief Society President, Burrows was not one of them. She said on the topic “I was literally the only person in the ward over the summer.” Burrows said that her ward was even emptier than it is most summers, due to the sheer number of people who left due to … Continue reading Unlikely Choice for Relief Society President ‘Literally the Only Person in the Ward Over the Summer’

Albert Camus
Campus

Provo Homeless Week ‘Tough on Landlords Too’

As Provo’s annual “homeless week” approaches, one question is on everyone’s minds. Will no one think of the poor landlords? Redstone property spokesperson Gracie Collard weighed in that people should be more considerate of property managers’ feelings before calling them “irresponsibly unorganized” or “greedy and unsympathetic.” She elaborated on some of the hardships for her during homeless week. “Having a bunch of homeless people really … Continue reading Provo Homeless Week ‘Tough on Landlords Too’

Albert Camus
Campus

Student Does Not Intend to Shave Beard for Fall Semester: ‘How Will They Know What’s Under My Facemask?’

Steven Meyers* has been growing out his beard while attending BYU summer classes online and has no intention of shaving it when he returns in the Fall. Meyers claims he’s been getting a lot more attention on Mutual, and that girls “totally dig” his new look. He also likes the look personally. “It’s not just about the ladies, although a fulfilling dating life doesn’t hurt, … Continue reading Student Does Not Intend to Shave Beard for Fall Semester: ‘How Will They Know What’s Under My Facemask?’

Albert Camus
Uncategorized

Salt Lake Temple Time Capsule Contains Revelation of Continued Catastrophe in 2020: War, Famine, and Low Rise Jeans Coming Back Into Fashion

A time capsule built into the Salt Lake City temple was recently recovered during construction on the building. Along with the best hits of Parley P. Pratt and Wilford Woodruff’s pocket change, church officials found a book of revelation detailing events in the year 2020. “I just wish we had found the book sooner, we could have been way better prepared,” said church spokesperson Devon … Continue reading Salt Lake Temple Time Capsule Contains Revelation of Continued Catastrophe in 2020: War, Famine, and Low Rise Jeans Coming Back Into Fashion

Albert Camus