Author: Albert Camus

Sports

Local Man’s Cardboard Cut-out Currently Has a Better Social Life Than Him

When Utah County saw a spike in COVID-19 cases, true BYU fans were worried about one thing. How would they attend football games? Thanks to some ingenuity on the part of the college, fans were given the opportunity to “pack the seats” via lifesize cardboard cutouts.  Local man Stryker Johnson, who hasn’t done anything social outside of his apartment in over 4 months, was the … Continue reading Local Man’s Cardboard Cut-out Currently Has a Better Social Life Than Him

Albert Camus
Campus

Presidents Worthen and Tuminez Continue Show of Solidarity as UVU Adopts BYU Honor Code

After yesterday’s letter from the Presidents of BYU and UVU, the universities have decided to continue to show a united front to students by having UVU begin enforcing the BYU Honor Code among its own students.  The official letter to students stated that they were concerned with “not only your spiritual well-being but also of those in the local community.” It goes on to say … Continue reading Presidents Worthen and Tuminez Continue Show of Solidarity as UVU Adopts BYU Honor Code

Albert Camus
Campus

First FHE of the Semester Rapidly Turns into Group Therapy Session

Last night BYU students were finally able to return to Family Home Evening after it was shut down all summer due to COVID-19. Grayden Tanner stated that he initially “didn’t have strong expectations” as he was attending a new ward in King Henry. Tanner, however, was caught off guard when Zackary Benson, one of his group leaders, expressed to everyone that as their new FHE … Continue reading First FHE of the Semester Rapidly Turns into Group Therapy Session

Albert Camus
Life

Inspired by Success of Changes in Mulan Remake, Dreamworks Releases Live Action “Prince of Egypt” Movie with no God

Disney and Dreamworks fans alike can look forward to another reenvisioned childhood classic that they physically can’t stop themselves from watching. Dreamworks spokesperson Cameron Burns said on the topic, “We figured if Mulan can get rid of a beloved character like Mushu and still charge $30 for a movie, that it’s just anything goes now.” Burns added, “In this political climate, having such a controversial … Continue reading Inspired by Success of Changes in Mulan Remake, Dreamworks Releases Live Action “Prince of Egypt” Movie with no God

Albert Camus
Campus

Study Shows that BYU Students Always Wear a Mask and Social Distance, Unless It’s Too Hard

A BYU study revealed some troublesome statistics concerning student’s mask-wearing and social distancing habits.  Seventy percent of students surveyed stated that they would not wear masks in the following situations: They forgot their mask at home They have a medical condition that affects their breathing They thought they could get away with claiming to have a medical condition that affects their breathing They just put … Continue reading Study Shows that BYU Students Always Wear a Mask and Social Distance, Unless It’s Too Hard

Albert Camus